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4:02 PM 07/02/2003 -Fine and Dandy Like Cotton Candy-

-Sonic's house, living room-

Sonic: Aww..there aren't any good programs on these days *changes the channel*

Mr. Lacomb: ...A LINE SEGMENT is a LINE with TWO POINT at da END.

Tails: O.o;; Change the channel!!

Sonic: O.o;; *changes channel*

Commercial: ...Terrifying. It's so scary that we can't even show full clips of the movie. You will lose all blatter control just looking at the title.

Sonic: *changes channel*

French Children's Show: La souris est dans le gāteau. Comment excitant!

Tails: O_O;;

Sonic: O_O;; I give up. *turns the television off*

*doorbell rings*

Tails: I'll get it *walks over and opens the door*

Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Uhh...hi. Would you like...

Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: ...Like to join our club?

Tails: Uhh..I'm not really interested in-

Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: It's like a club where we do stuff...

Tails: Well...what exactly do you do?

Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Well...you don't really have to do anything but we make a lot of money

Tails: How do you make money if you don't do anything?

Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: We like...Get money from charity

Tails: You take money from charity?!?

Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: No man, the Charity pays us to like...pay them.

Tails: O_O;;

Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: So...do you wanna join our like, club?

Tails: NO!! *closes door*

Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Whoa...that's like, messing with my head...

Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: ...Now I'm scared

-Inside-

Sonic: What was that about? o.o;;

Tails: I haven't a clue

*Crashing sound is heard*

Sonic: O_o;; what was that?

*Both rush into the kitchen*

Chalulu: *rummaging through the fridge* Not a single slice of pie!

Tails: What're you doing here?

Chalulu: uhh..I'm Chalulu and I'm here to help you!

Sonic: -_-;;

Tails: You're not helping us by breaking our window and eating everything out of our fridge!!

Chalulu: Fine! *thinking* Now I was going to tell you something...

Sonic: What?

Chalulu: ...I forgot

Sonic+Tails: *falls over anime style*

Chalulu: Oh! The Mall manager went nuts and there's an insane sale at the MetroMall! Everything is 90% off.

Tails: Whoa! let's go there Sonic!

Sonic: But...I hate shopping.

Chalulu: Think of the bargains! Oh won't someone think of the bargains!

Sonic: Well...it's better than watching mind messing boring television shows.

Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Tails: What?

Sonic: *turns the television off*

Tails: Once you start watching there's just no stopping! Your brain shuts down then your IQ's dropping!

Sonic: That just adds to the reasons to go to the mall.

-at the MetroMall-

Sonic: O_O;; look at all of the people! This is crazy!

Some Lady: *grabs Sonic* I've got the last pineapple! and boy it's a ripe one too!

Sonic: *screams and runs into the health food store*

Guy at Counter: Hey...

Sonic: Hmmm..This is the only store that isn't overflowing with crazed shoppers...I wonder why?

Tails: *picks up an energy bar* O_O;; 500 rings!?

Guy at Counter: Uh..It's so good for you...You'll...Be glad you paid such a rediculous price?

Tails: -_-;;

*Sonic and Tails leave the health food store*

Tails: Now what?

Sonic: LOOK!! a Tele-Vue booth! they show not-so quality second rate t.v programs!

Tails: *squints* Is that who I think it is?!?

Eggman: And you see...noone likes me ;_;

Dr. Phil: Now, as a man with your intelligence surely you must attract some women?

Eggman: I don't have a single fan! it's all Sonic's fault!

Dr. Phil: Now, I don't think this "Sonic" is at fault. What you need is some self esteem. How about your fangirls?

Eggman: fangirls? I don't have any fangirls!

Dr. Phil: But...I was sure you had fangirls....

Eggman: Well...I did but I kinda blew up their HQ.

Dr. Phil: O.o;;

Sonic: Ah...timeless television programs.

Chalulu: Hate to rain on your parade Sonic, but your little buddy has gotten himself into a little trouble *points to Tails who is being beaten by a mob of angry people*

Lady: FUR IS MURDER!! *beats Tails with a bat*

Guy: Cruelty to animals!! *kicks Tails*

Tails: Ow..this fur is mine, I swear! >.<;;

Some Woman: There's a new shipment of quality Mink coats at 95% off at "Sneers" !!!

*mob rushes to the "Sneers" store*

Chalulu: Now that's fickle!

Sonic: O.o;; are you okay Tails?

Tails: ;_; ow.

Chalulu: Hey guys! bad news at 12 O-clock!

*Sonic and Tails turn around to see a mob of people fighting over merchandise at the "Fabric Land" store*

Egghog: YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY AMAZING SHOPPING ABILITIES!!!

Some Lady: That's my red silk sheet, you awful awful creature!

Egghog: Puny humans! How dare you compare your useless selves to the amazing prowess I posess!!

Sonic: Egghog fighting with an old lady for...silk? ;_;

Tails: Now I've seen everything!

Sonic: No you haven't. If you ever saw the stuff I've seen in the previous stories you'd want to see Dr. Phil -_-;;

Tails: ^_^;;

Chalulu: Hey...why not head on over to the food court. I've only heard good about their pie!

*Sonic and Tails proceed to the food court*

*Omochao appears*

Sonic: Uh oh...

Omochao: Hi! I'm Omochao and I'm here to help!

Tails: Can you help us by not being here?

Omochao: Umm...*thinks*

Sonic: ....

Omochao: To jump press the "A" button!

Sonic: *falls over anime style*

Omochao: Try Mrs. Murphy's Chauder!

Sonic: Why?

Omochao: It has Ice cream, Cole Cream, Benzine, Gasoline, Soup peas, string beans flotaing all around! Sponge cake, Beef, Steak, Mistake, Stomach Ache, Cream puffs, Ear muffs, many to be found! Silk hats, Door mats, Beds, Slacks, Democrats, Door bells, Church bells, Only cost a dime, Meat balls, Fish balls, Mothballs, Cannonballs, come on up! the chauder's fine!!!

Sonic+Tails: O_O;;

Shadow: Hey guys, What're you doing here?

Chalulu: Eating pie, shopping, getting trampled by crazed old ladies and ignoring Omochao ^_^

Omochao: I'm here to help ^_^

Shadow: I just stopped by when I went to pick up our laundry...

Tails: I'm sorry, I really thought I could turn the Washing Machine into a Tank and the dryer into a Time Machine ;_;

Shadow: I think I've had enough of this Mall for today -_-;;

Sonic: Same here...let's go home *turns and trips over a chair*

Omochao: Watch out for that chair someone left out ^_^

Sonic: -_-;; you're so helpful Omochao -_-;;

Omochao: Yay! ^_^

-Wild Canyon-

Knuckles: I know I lost that Choas Emerald around here somewhere!

Omochao: Play a Mini-Game to earn stuff.

Knuckles: -_-;; I'm looking for something I lost!!

Omochao: You'll need this! *hands Knuckles a radar and dissapears*

Knuckles: Hmm..*looking at radar*

Radar: beep....beep....beep....beep....beep...beep..beep..beep

Knuckles: I'm getting closer!

Radar: beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

*Kunckles digs underground and comes up with...*

Knuckles: A DragonBall?!? aww..gee..this is the wrong radar!!

-Sonic's House-

Sonic: That was unexpected!

Tails: Okay now my turn...C-A-L-I-B-R-A-T-E yay! I love Scrabble!

Shadow: Umm...*looks at his peices* X, D, Y, U, W, J, K, L. >.<;; I hate board games! I quit!

*knock knock*

Shadow: I'll get the door...

*Shadow opens the door*

Knuckles: Hi! ^_^

Shadow: What do you want?

Knuckles: Does Sonic need this? *holds up Dragon Radar* and...Ooh! Scrabble!! *runs inside*

Shadow: -_-;; *closes door*

*knock knock*

Shadow: O.o;; *opens door*

Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Uhh...Hi. Would you like to like join our club?

Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: It's like, a new club

Shadow: No I don't want to joi-

Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Whoa...you look different..it's like...messing with my head

Shadow: -_-;; *closes door*

Omochao: If you let me play, I'll tell you how many Omochao there are!

Sonic: How many are there?

Omochao: Millions...we could take over the whole world ^_^

everyone: ;_;

Chalulu: M-I-C-R-O-O-R-G-A-N-I-S-I-M I win!!

everyone: O_O

Chalulu: I'd better get back home. It's Pie night and Buckley makes a mighty fine Chocolate pie ^_^ *dissapears*

Sonic: See ya!

Omochao: Now I'm sad ;_;

Sonic: Why not...bug Egghog he needs some friends.

Omochao: Okiee! ^_^ *dissapears*

Tails: Did you know that this story had no plot whatsoever?

Shadow: Was it supposed to have a plot?

Tails: Every good story has a plot.

Shadow: That makes this a bad story?

Sonic: I-T Wow! I'm good at this game ^_^

Tails: I withdraw my comment, Sonic has no plot

Sonic: ^_^

Tails: ...That wasn't a compliment -_-;;

Sonic: ;_;

Chalulu: The end of this story, well if you want to call it a story...is here. Will anything amusing ever happen? Will Eggman ever get any fans? will Egghog amuse us with his amazing shopping prowess? only one way to find out! Nya-ha!