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4:57 PM 27/02/2003
-Incredible Crisis-
-Caster City - Concert Hall-
Sonic: Well, it took us 3 hours to get there, but it was worth it.
Tails: ...that's the last time I let you drag me to a Santana concert -_-;;
Katix: *waving a "Santana Rules" flag* Whee! ^_^
Ozzy: That was a snoozefest, I could've had that siesta at home ¬_¬
Knuckles: Yo quero Taco Bell! ^_^
Shadow: ...shut up -_-
*the gang steps outside*
Tails: Oh my...look at that traffic ;_;
*cars are everywhere, and there are millions of people crowding the streets*
Shadow: Oh great, now what?
Ozzy: maybe we can take a bus?
Sonic: Uhh..but all of the busses are full, or not in service.
Ozzy: I did say "take" a bus didn't I? *evil grin*
Katix: Ozzy! -_-;;
Buckley: *at a payphone* Done and done.
Tails: What?
Buckley: I called a taxi ¬_¬
Omochao: Great work captain kangaroo!
Buckley: O.o;; where'd you come from?
Omochao: A yellow submarine (sandwich)
all: O_o;;
Buckley: I'm not captain kangaroo, don't call me that -_-;;
Omochao: Okiee, cap'n
Buckley: >_<;;
Tails: Hey! here come the taxis!
*about twenty taxis pull up to the curb as millions of people push past to get to a taxi*
Knuckles: Quick! Buckley, what was the taxi number?
Buckley: Uhh...503596...or was it 503595? or maybe-
Sonic: 503599! there! *points at a taxi*
*everyone squeezes into the small boxy taxi*
Tails: Hey! there isn't enough room in here!
Taxi Driver Lou: ...Then please sit on eachother's laps please.
Tails: Okay...*sits on Ozzy's lap*
Ozzy: Joy...
Buckley: *sits on Katix's lap*
Shadow: Aww...geez...*sits on Sonic's lap*
Omochao: I will sit on the back of the driver's seat I will!!
Taxi Driver Lou: Where you going?
Tails: Take us to the edge of the city.
Taxi Driver Lou: there's no houses long there, you sure? there sure is a lotta ya?
Omochao: We'z going down to Jungle Jive, yo. we'd hafta be going' through a warp portal see.
Taxi Driver Lou: ...that's cool..*starts driving*
all: O.o??
Knuckles: *in passanger seat, looking around at taxi* It sure is..umm..messy in here.
Katix: I just noticed, there are no seatbelts in here O.o;;
Knuckles: *opens glove campartment* ...
*he sees a big bag of cocane inside*
Knuckles: O_O!!
Taxi Driver Lou: Hey yo, don't be touchin' anything, hear?
Knuckles: *quickly snaps the glove campartment door shut* Uh-huh..*nod nod*
Omochao: I'm bored...let's play a game
Shadow: Noone wants to play a stupid game -_-
Ozzy: Sure...let's play a game.
Shadow: -_-;;
Ozzy: Hey buddy, at least noone's sitting on your lap!
Omochao: Okiee...I spy with my squirley eye something that is...blue.
Katix: I know! Sonic!
Omochao: Nope
Knuckles: Lou's jacket?
Omochao: Nope
Tails: The...Sky?
Omochao: Nope
Sonic: I know! that lake up there!
Omochao: Nope
Tails: We give up...
Omochao: That blue van that drove by while I was looking for something to look at!!
Shadow: ...someone hurt him...
Ozzy: Gladly! *gets ready to grab Omochao*
Katix: Ozzy! No!
Omochao: Let's play guess who!
Sonic: Guess who?
Omochao: Umm..Sonic right?
Sonic: What?
Omochao: Yeah! I win ^_^
all: O.o;;
Omochao: *covers Lou's eyes* Guess who!!
Lou: AAHH!!! I CAN'T SEE!!! *swerves all over the road*
all: O_O!!!
*the taxi goes flying down the street, missing oncoming traffic by inches, smacking onto parked cars and sending pedestrians running for their lives*
Omochao: Whee! I like this game ^_^
*Omochao dissapears*
Taxi Driver Lou: AAAHHH!!! *can't get back control of taxi, plows into a building*
-Caster City Courthouse-
Judge: I hearby order you all to pay 500,00$ in damages done to the taxi, the Softies Pillow factory and 560,02$ in damages to other vehicles and property damages.
Shadow: It was all Omochao's fault!!
Judge: There's no way out of this mess, so blaming it on a non-existant person will not get you out!
Sonic: Stupid Omochao...
-Sonic's House-
Sonic: We'll never be able to pay back all of that money ;_;
Katix: Cheer up everyone! We will find a way to get 100,602$ somehow.
Ozzy: The bank!! the bank has money!
Buckley: Yeah Ozzy, but you kindof need a bank account...and you kindof have to own the money to take it out...
Ozzy: Who said anything about owning the money? *evil grin*
Katix: -_-;; Ozzy...
Knuckles: Why not get some work? It'll be a rewarding experience..
Ozzy: Oh, and bashing bad guys isn't rewarding?
Shadow: At least we don't fight like Doctor Who -_-;;
Ozzy: ;_; Quiet you, I am an important member of the team.
Sonic: Yeah! let's look for a job! that's a sure cure for our money troubles!
Buckley: Well...here's the newspaper *tosses it on the table to the job ads section*
Sonic: How about this? Six plumbers wanted, must like large pipes and disturbing odours?
Katix: Umm, no. -_-
Knuckles: Pizza delivery workers for hire...looking for six employees to work around the clock with no food or water and minimal rest...pays mimimal wage...Uh..nevermind.
Shadow: Oh, this sounds good ¬_¬ Butchers for hire, looking for six new people to replace workers who misteriously dissapeared one day. Pays 10$ a pound...-_-;;
Buckley: How about...Looking for six assistants at Goonsbury Public School...pays 40$ a minute, very desperate.
Sonic: Hey, that sounds good...I wonder why they're paying so much?
Katix: Hmm..must be a heating problem or something.
Tails: Let's take it!
-Goonsbury School-
Principal: All right. You two can assist the gym teacher *hands a sheet to Tails and Buckley* ...You two can assist the kindergarten teacher *hands Katix and Shadow a sheet or paper*
Shadow: Oh joy.
Principal: You two can assist the math and science teachers *hands Knuckles and Sonic a sheet* and you can...monitor the halls *pats Ozzy on the head*
Ozzy: I feel so honoured ¬_¬
*later on*
-Kindergarten class-
Ms Moocher: Allright class, today two special people will be helping out, so if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask them. Katix and Shadow will be glad to help you.
boy: *runs up to Shadow* WHAAA!!! Jimy pushed me >.<
boy 2: I did not!!
boy: YES YOU DID!! WHAAA!!
Shadow: Ugh...-_- Okay, if he pushed you, push him back.
*boys sart fighting*
Ms Moocher: What's going on here??
Shadow: Eh, the kids are working this out for themselves
Ms Moocher: O.o;; *pulls the two boys apart and makes them sit in "time out" Shadow, that's not how we work out our problems here.
Shadow: ...Whatever.
Katix: I love children ^_^
Shadow: Good, can you cover for me? I'm slipping out to get a snack...
girl: Mwister Swadow...I got to go to da bafroom...
Shadow: O.o;;
Katix: ...I'll take her...you watch over the rest of the class.
-Math Class-
Mr. Butcherson: And then we take 5 and multiply that by the remaining number and what do we get?
boy: 495
Mr. Butcherson: good work. So that leaves us with?
girl: 495 + 593 - 57.7
Mr. Butcherson: ...and that sums up to?
boy: 1030.3 apples will be squeezed into apple juice.
Mr. Butcherson: Good work class. Now the assignment for today is page 45 questions 1 2 5 and 6
Knuckles: @_@
girl: Ummm..red dude, I need some like help..
Knuckles: Uhh...
girl: If Rob had 49638 gallons of water in his shed, how many 5 mililetre jugs would he need to empty half of the water in his shed?
Knuckles: Why would Rob have 49635 gallons of water in a shed?
girl: huh?
Knuckles: Thats insane O.O;;
girl: but that doesn't matter, how do I figure out how many jugs he would need?
Knuckles: Why would he use 5 mililetre jugs? why not just one big 25000 gallon jug?
girl: Oh..I get it! 25000 gallons is about half of the water in his jug! now I can figure out how many 5 mililetre jugs he would need! thanks dude ^_^
Knuckles: Uhh...you're welcome O_o;;
-Science Class-
Mr. Mooth: And the Sonic Hedgehog gene is the most common gene in all animals
Sonic: COOL!!!
Mr. Mooth: Now class. team up with a buddy and we will start the experamint, *snort laugh snort*
boy: Uhh.the class number is uneven sir, I don't have a buddy
Mr. Mooth: Okay, Sonic will assist you with your experament.
Sonic: *sits beside boy*
boy: Okay, we're trying to make a mint candy that tastes like chicken
Sonic: O.o;; but then...it wouldn't be a mint...
boy: That's not important, now hand me that green liquid
*Sonic looks at the table, there are several jars filled with green substance*
Sonic: Uhh..Which one? O.o
boy: hurry now!
Sonic: *grabs one labelled "Inse-cti-side"
boy: *pours it in and starts stirring it*
Sonic: Hey, this science stuff is easier than it looks ^_^
boy: okay, it's starting to harden, hand me the powder labelled "Rice" but not the one in the green bottle or the one that says "rice" in red marker.
Sonic: @_@ *grabs one*
boy: *slowly pours it in*
*In my great description I will describe how they mixed stuff in and let it simmer for a few minutes...okay...then it hardened into a little square candy*
Mr. Mooth: Ah, done so soon?
boy: yes sir!
Mr. Mooth: let me try this...*takes a bite out of candy* O_O;;
*minutes later*
Mrs Jingle: Hello class...I am here to temporarily replace Mr. Mooth who unexpectedly suffered from a heart attack. I will be here until they find a permanent replacement...oh, his funreal is next Wednesday.
Sonic: ^_^;;
-School Halls-
Ozzy: This is the boringest job ever...I'm getting a snack *walks over to a vending machine*
*Ozzy puts some money in and...the Twisty Licorice gets stuck*
Ozzy: >.<;; stupid machine!! *starts shaking it*
*vending machine topples over and crushes Ozzy*
Ozzy: X_X ow
*minutes pass*
*Chalulu appears*
Ozzy: CHALULU!! you've gotta help me >.<
Chalulu: Whoa...yeah? so what's up? or down...*cheesy grin*
Ozzy: I'm stuck under this vending machine if you didn't notice...
Chalulu: Oh right, yeah that's a dill of a pickle you've got yourself in...I guess you shouldn't've shaken it, ne?
Ozzy: Help me you good for nothing chaoy thing!!
Chalulu: Hey, no need to curse little buddy. I'd lift it myself but being a chao and all, I'm too short and stubby arms can't lift a huge machie like that, nope.
Ozzy: Please! get some help...
*Chalulu dissapears*
Ozzy: ;_;
*a few minutes later, Katix comes running down the hall*
Katix: OZZY!! are you...okay?
Ozzy: ...you're asking me if I'm okay?!? I'm crushed under a vending machine and she asks if I'm okay...-_-
Katix: *lifts the vending machine off Ozzy*
Ozzy: finally...-_-
Katix: Well...I'll see you later ^_^ *hug*
Ozzy: o.o;;
*Ozzy wanders the halls, finally coming up to the Gym*
Buckley: Ozzy! can I use you? Tails' team is creaming us into a soft whipped topping!
Ozzy: Mmm..Uh. Sure.
Buckley: Good! how good are you at basketball?
Ozzy: I'm more of the...running type...as in running away.
Buckley: ...Okay...you just stand in that corner, and blow this whistle if you need help and I will come help you.
Ozzy: ;_;
girl: Oz, you're open!! *tosses ball at Ozzy*
Ozzy: Huh? Wha-*smack! ball hits Ozzy in the face* @_@
Buckely: Ozzy!! shoot!!
Ozzy: Uhh...*tosses the ball at the net*
*the ball bounces off the rim, flys back and hits Ozzy in the head*
Ozzy: X_X
Tails: Hey are you okay?
Buckley: *pours water on Ozzy's face*
Ozzy: O_O...-_- Ugh...
Tails: I don't think basketball is your kind of game...
Buckley: I want a rematch!!
*3 hours later*
-Principal's Office*
Principal: Thank you very much for your hard work everyone. Here's your pay *hands them money*
Sonic: YEAH! THIS IS COOL!
Katix: -_-;;
-Sonic's house-
Knuckles: We've been able to pay off 504.00$ Now about that 556.02$ we need...-_-
Tails: We could always work at the School again.
all: *looks at Tails*
Tails: Or...not.
Buckley: Well...it's getting late. Everyone...try to gather some money tomorrow.
Sonic: Alright. See you all later!!
*Buckley, Katix, Ozzy and Knuckles leave*
Sonic: We'll pay back the city, or my name isn't Sonic the Hedgehog!!
*nobody is around*
Sonic: ;_;
Chalulu: and that marks the end of this story, watch out for the next one to see the conclusion. How will the CT! crew pay back the money? where will they find 556.02$? Find out in the next CT! story!!!