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3:49 PM 21/03/2003
-Mindless Minds- (Incredible Crisis Part 2)
Chalulu: If you didn't read the previous story "Incredible Crisis"
here's what baisically happened, Omochao 'caused Taxi Driver Lou to
take out many buildings 'causing major damage to Caster City. They
were ordered to pay 106,002$ for damages and had to work in a pyscho
school. They managed to pay back 504.00$ but they still need 556.02$
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-Katix's House-
Katix: *sitting on sofa* I hope we'll be able to find a job, Buckley..
Buckley: It's almost hopeless. It takes ages for people to save up that much money!
Chalulu: You could always exchange your rings for money?
Buckley: No! we need our rings!
Chalulu: You have 40,000 rings!! you can spare some!!
Katix: *sigh* There's no point.
*doorbell rings, which is strange 'cause they don't have a doorbell*
Chalulu: *opens door* Heyello?
Ozzy: KATIX, BUCKEY I HAVE THIS KILLER IDEA!!
Katix: Come on in.
Ozzy: Look at this flyer!!
*Ozzy shoves a flyer in Katix's face*
Katix: Hmmm? *reading* Come one come all, Super Pie Eating contest that may kill amaze you! winner gets a trophy and a grand prize of 556.02$ TODAY at THE CANNERY/LOPSY BUILDING
Buckley: What a coincidence 556.02$ is exactly what we need!!
Katix: Are you trying to say that WE should enter this pie eating contest?
Ozzy: Duh!
Buckley: I like pie, but not that much...
*knock at door*
Buckley: I'll get it...*answers door* Hello?
Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Uhh...Hi...would you like to like join our new club?
Buckley: Ugh! what is it this time?
Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: It's like called "CodeNames Annonymous"
Buckley: O.o;; CodeNames Annonymous?
Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: Yeah, it's like for people who only want to use codenames so they won't know who they are...
Buckley: ...but, If you're using codenames, that means that you'll know the people in your club...thus making it not very annonymous.
Weed Smokin' Teen Girl: Whoa...like...you're messing with my head
Weed Smokin' Teen Boy: Now I'm just scared...
Buckley: -_-;; *slams door shut* Now about that pie contest...
Katix: I know! Chalulu! he adores pies!
Chalulu: Did someone say "fries?"
Ozzy: No we said "pies"
Chalulu: WHERE??!!
-At the "Lopsy Building"-
Katix: Wow...I've never seen so many pastries in my life O.o
Ozzy: What's this? *pointing at Soda Machine*
Buckley: It's a Fruitopia Machine..you put money in, push a button and out comes a Fruitopia...kinda like a Vending Machine
Ozzy: *puts money in and nothing happens* Uhh...why didn't it do anything?
Buckley: -_-' 'cause it's a stupid peice of junk!!! *tackles machine and starts punching and kicking it*
Ozzy: O_O *slowly backs away*
Announcement: The Pie Eating contest will begin in 3 minutes, please find your seat and get ready.
Ozzy: Ugh...where's captain stupid? It's almost time for the contest to begin!
Katix: I don't know. Chalulu wouldn't miss his first chance to eat tons of free pie...
*2 minutes later Chalulu appears*
Buckley: THERE YOU ARE!! quick! the contest starts in 1 minute ;_;
Chalulu: Oohoo..sorry buddy, but I'm not going to enter this pie snuffing contest..
Ozzy: But...but..we need that money!! you can't just...ditch us like this...
Chalulu: Sorry to be un-helpful, but I'm on a diet y'know? started this morning...yeppo.
Katix: Now what're we going to do? I can't eat that much pie...it's too fattening too.
Ozzy: ...I'll do it.
Buckley: Are you sure you can handle it, Oz?
Ozzy: Probably not, but when it comes to money...I have the strength of twenty HoverMatics!
Buckley: ...Just hurry up and enter yourself in the contest.
*Ozzy walks up to the submissions/judges/commentary desk...it's a small building*
Ozzy: Team "Caption This" would like to replace it's contestant.
Guy at desk: ...Yer not enterin' are ye?
Ozzy: Yes sir.
Guy at desk: Heh, here's the papers...sign here, here and here.
Ozzy: *signs paper and hands it to the guy* There
Guy at desk: pick a number and sit down at that chair, the contest is almost beginnin'
Katix: Well...good luck Ozzy...which number do you want?
Ozzy: I'm not sure...
Janitor Terry: Hey...*sweeps floor beside them*
Ozzy: O.o who're you?
Janitor Terry: I'm Terry...the Janitor...but you didn't hear it from me...
Ozzy: O.o;;
Katix: O.o;;
Janitor Terry: Y'know...these contests are rigged but...I can't seem to remember how..
Ozzy: What?!
Janitor Terry: Yep...I can't seem...to..recall...but a certain number always wins
Ozzy: Which one? Tell me...uhh..
Katix: Umm..Ozzy I think he wants a you-know-what...
*Ozzy slips Terry 20 rings*
Janitor Terry: Oh...yeah, it's all coming back to me now. Seat number 5 is always served pies that have no filling in them...so it's not as hard to eat...heh. But...you didn't hear it from me.
Katix: O_o;;
Ozzy: Right...*picks number 5*
Announcement: CONTESTANTS...PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS...
Buckley: *kicks the Fruitopia machine again* Stupid thing... *A Fruitopia pops out* ...Hmm. *takes it*
Commentary Guy: Aaaand...the contest will start off with 1 pie each, the contestants then have 20 minutes to eat the whole thing, If you still have pie left by the sound of the buzzer, you are disqualified. The remaining contestants will then be given 2 pies in which they are to eat in 16 minutes...then they will be given 3 pies in which they will have 14 minutes to eat...the last round will consist of 4 pies, the contestant to finish all 4 first, wins the grand prize!
Ozzy: Oh...yay.
*everyone is given a pie*
Commentary Guy: BEGIN!
Ozzy: *bites into pie...it is LEMON PIE* OOOHH...EEYUCK!! X_X
Katix: Uh oh...Ozzy? are you okay? hang in there ;_;
Ozzy: I...loathe...Lemon pie ;_;
Katix: Don't give up now!! think of all that money...
Ozzy: She's right...ugh..*finishes pie*
*time ends shortly after, Ozzy is almost disqualifyed, numbers 2, 7 and 10 are disqualifyed*
Commentary Guy: Oooh..and it looks like Bloaty Bob, Jaw Breaker Jeremy and Crampy Carol are out of the contest.
Commentary Lady: The contestants will now be given two pies to finish in 16 minutes, and....
Com Lady & Guy: BEGIN!
Ozzy: Please not Lemon...pleaaase *bites into first pie, luckily it is pumpkin pie* Mmmm...pumpkinny goodness...
*10 minutes pass*
Ozzy: Ugh...that took too long...*bites into other pie* O_O LEMON >.<;;
Buckley: *sigh* If they continue handing him Lemon pies he won't ever win this...
Ozzy: What happened to those empty pies that Janitor Terry was talking about >.<;;
*Ozzy barely finished in time*
Com Guy: looks like contestants 1, 4, 8 and 9 couldn't handle the pie!
Com Lady: Here it is! exciting round 3....and....BEGIN!!
*la la la...descriptionness tells me to say that Ozzy ate the first two pies, they were Chocolate and Apple*
Ozzy: *bites into last pie and it has no filling* YES!
Katix: Look Buckley! an empty one O.o;;
Buckley: well...I usually wouldn't encourage cheating...but we really need this money...
Ozzy: Ha ha ha *eats pie shell*
*round ends and contestant 2 and 6 are disqualifyed*
Com Lady: OOOhhh...exciting!! looks like it's down to contestant 3 and contestant 5...who will finish their 4 pies first? let's wait no longer...BEGIN!!
*Ozzy's first pie is empty, his second pie is Chocolate his third pie is Pumpkin*
Ozzy: Ugh...me no feel good...;_;
Katix: You have to finish that last pie Ozzy! or Belly Builder Bob will win!!
Ozzy: Hmf...ughh...*bites into last pie* X_X...Lemon...nooo...
Katix: Hang in there Ozzy ;_;
Ozzy: I think I'm gonna...ughh...lose my lunch...
Com Lady: Oooohh...it's getting close here folks!! looks like contestant 5 is slowing down...
Ozzy: one more slice to go...one more disgusting slice of Lemon pie to go...one more awful piece of Lemony harm to swallow...one more
Buckley: Just stop talking to youself and EAT it already >.<;;
Ozzy: *eats last piece*
*buzzer sounds*
Com Lady: Walks over to Ozzy and puts a medal around his neck* WE HAVE A CHAMPION!!!!
Ozzy: @_@ I think I'm gonna....uuugh...
Katix: ;_; If you are, Oz, please use the washrooms...
Ozzy: *runs off*
-Sonic's House-
Tails: Well...looks like we'll never get that money...
Sonic: My hands hurt...
Shadow: That's what you get for not using gloves to pull weeds -_-;;
Sonic: ;_;
Knuckles: *sigh* I hate you Omochao...
*Chalulu appears*
Chalulu: Hey, good news guys...Katix, Ozzy and Buckley got the money you all needed...
Sonic: YAY!! no more pulling weeds from Mrs. Koolskool's garden ^_^
Tails: But how'd they get all of that money in one day? O.o;;
Shadow: Maybe Ozzy stole it *smirk*
Knuckles: It wouldn't suprise me if he did...-_-;;
-Jungle Jive Zone-
Sonic: Hi guys ^_^ I can't believe you got the...umm...where's the money?
Ozzy: *sigh* It turns out that the contest was 556.02$ in cupons for pie...at the "MetroMall" ;_;
Tails: Soo...we still don't have the money -_-;;
Katix: Nope -_-
Knuckles: There has to be a way to get this money...we'll NEVER pay the rest of it back.
Sonic: We could always work at that nice school again ^_^
Shadow: It burned down...mysteriously >=)
all: O_o;;
Chalulu: Well...maybe you could all serve time in the slammer? *grin*
Buckley: NO WAY >.<;;
Shadow: It's all Omochao's fault...stupid Omochao and his stupid games >.<;;
*Omochao appears*
Omochao: HI! I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you ^_^
Shadow+Buckley: I'LL KILL HIM!!
Katix: *restrains Buckley*
Tails: *restrains Shadow*
Omochao: I like pink...summer is fun...fun is pink ^_^
Ozzy: Go away >.<;; it's your fault we're in this mess!
Omochao: To fix things travel back in time to before you broke them ^_^
Sonic: ....YEAH!!
Chalulu: Uh-Oh...captain loser's lost his mind
Sonic: No, Omochao's right ^_^
Katix: Uhh..maybe you should cut down on the "Suagar Coated Sugar Os"
Sonic: I mean, the travel back in time statement. I can travel back to before Omochao made Taxi Driver Lou crash, and stop him, and we'll be out of this mess cabob!!
Buckley: ...and how do you plan on doing this, Doctor Who?
Sonic: What? O.o;;
Tails: He means, how do you plan on travelling back in time -_-
Sonic: OH. Ummm....well....I...
everyone: -_-
Sonic: I don't know
everyone: *falls over anime style*
Shadow: It's impossible -_-
Tails: Hmmm...*searches through computer database* Well...lesse...AH-HA! look at this!
*everyone gathers around Tails' Laptop*
Tails: There was a time when Sonic had to travel back and forth between the past, present and future. It was long ago, but if we find those zones we'll be able to-
Ozzy: SONIC CD!!
Katix: Yeah, that was a good game...
Ozzy: That's what Tails is talking about, in Sonic CD, Sonic had to destroy all of the animal cages in the past, he got to the past by hitting a "PAST" sign and when he gained enough speed, he went into the past...if he destroyed the animal cage in the zone he "made a good future"
Sonic: So...I have to find a "PAST" sign, get to top speed, go into the past, stop Omochao, find a "FUTURE" sign, go into the future and...
Ozzy: and you're done...we're free!!
*Sonic somehow finds "Palm Tree Panic" Zone via endless searching and other things I can't describe 'casue I'm too lazy*
Sonic: YES...now...to find...a...*sopts a "Past" sign* YES!
*Sonic runs toward it but hits a "Future" sign instead*
Sonic: crud O.o
*Sonic brakes, trying to slow himself down*
Sonic: Mustn't...go...into...Future ;_; *slams into a palm Tree* X_x
Omochao: To finish this level...find an exit ^_^
Sonic: -_-;;
Omochao: To travel through time, hit a sign...O_O that rhymes ^_^
Sonic: Wow, don't you ever go away?
Omochao: Let's play "Finish the Tune" ^_^
Sonic: Finish the Tune? O.o
Omochao: Yeah ^_^ you have to complete the song...like umm: Nah-nah-nah nah, nah-nah-nah nah, Hey-hey-hey...
Sonic: ...goodbye?
Omochao: Are you leaving?
Sonic: What? No I was finishing the tune O.o
Omochao: Yay! I like that game ^_^
Sonic: Ugh >.<;;
Omochao: Let's play again! Lalala-lalala-lala-lala, Lalala...
Sonic: Uhhh...It goes around the world?
Omochao: You're good at this game ^_^ let's play...
Sonic: -_-;; let's not, I need to turn back time!!
Omochao: ...I would stay for the night?
Sonic: What? O.o
Omochao: Yay! I win ^_^ I like this game ^_^
Sonic: >_<;; *whacks Omochao*
Omochao: x.x Ow...that was mean *dissapears*
Sonic: Good riddance...*Hits a "PAST" sign, gains enough speed and...*
Voice: PAST!
Sonic: Well, I'd better get to umm..Crudmuffin, I've forgotten where I was supposed to go! Stupid Omochao and his stupid games....(!) OMOCHAO AND HIS STUPID GAMES!! *runs off*
-Caster City-
Buckley: *at a payphone* Done and done.
Tails: What?
Buckley: I called a taxi ¬_¬
Omochao: Great work captain kangaroo!
Buckley: O.o;; where'd you come from?
Omochao: A yellow submarine (sandwich)
all: O_o;;
Buckley: I'm not captain kangaroo, don't call me that -_-;;
*Sonic arrives, but noone seems to notice he wasn't there before*
Omochao: Okiee, cap'n
Buckley: +>.<
Tails: Hey! here com the taxis!
*about twenty taxis pull up to the curb as millions of people push past to get to a taxi*
Knuckles: Quick! Buckley, what was the taxi number?
Sonic: 503599! *points at a taxi*
Buckley: How'd you know O.o;;
Sonic: Uhhh...lucky guess? ^_^;;
*everyone squeezes into the small boxy taxi*
Tails: Hey! there isn't enough room in here!
Taxi Driver Lou: ...Then please sit on eachother's laps please.
Tails: Okay...*sits on Ozzy's lap*
Ozzy: Joy...
Buckley: *sits on Katix's lap*
Shadow: Aww...geez...*sits on Sonic's lap*
Omochao: I will sit on the back of the driver's seat I will!!
Taxi Driver Lou: Where you going?
Tails: Take us to the edge of the city.
Taxi Driver Lou: there's no houses long there, you sure? there sure is a lotta ya?
Omochao: We'z going down to Jungle Jive, yo. we'd hafta be going' through a warp portal see.
Taxi Driver Lou: ...thats cool..*starts driving*
all: O.o??
*Sonic doesn't notice anything else because he is too buisy trying to grab Omochao*
Omochao: I'm bored...let's play a game
Shadow: Noone wants to play a stupid game -_-
Ozzy: Sure...let's play a game.
Sonic: No!! No Omochao games!! it will be the death of us all!!
Katix: Calmn down Sonic...it's just a harmless, brainless children's game.
Sonic: But-
Omochao: Let's play "Guess Who"
Sonic: NOOOO!!!!
Shadow: >.< Stop screaming...ugh...hey Taxi guy...stop the Taxi >.<
Sonic: AAAAHHHH!!! >.<
*Taxi Driver Lou stops the Taxi*
Taxi Driver Lou: Ey, no charge, don' worry though..I'd have a few friends who's scared by Taxi's too yo.
*Taxi drives off*
Katix: Sonic, are you okay? O.o
Omochao: You're no fun ;_; *dissapears*
Sonic: ...I DID IT!!!
Ozzy: Yeah...you lost our only Taxi -_-
Knuckles: Ah-well, we don't really need a Taxi...we're not that lazy are we?
Ozzy: All of you, no. Me, yes
Knuckles: I mean, we are some of the fastest creatures in the world!
Ozzy: Me yes, all of you, no ^_^
All: -_-;;
Shadow: I guess we just needed some space to move around, away from the crowds.
Sonic: *still praising himself* I did it! I saved our butts ^_^
Katix: Umm...*hugs Sonic* there there, we'll get you home and everything will be okay.
Buckley: He just gets nuttier as the days go by.
Chalulu: Soon he'll be a pecan pie!!
all: O.o;;
Chalulu: Hey, it rhymes! and it's pie!
Shadow: We'd better get home...what're we waiting for?
Katix: Yeah...well, I'll see you all soon ^_^ *hugs*
Shadow: I told you not to do that -_-;;
*everyone goes home*
Chalulu: What a unique plot...yeah, who knew time travel would be a part of this story? I didn't...Ozzy didn't...Omochao surely didn't...umm. Will Omochao ever leave our crew alone? Will Ozzy ever eat another slice of pie ever again? Sonic ever become a pecan pie? Read the next story for more questions that will never be answered ^_^ nyaa!