Desi:
~Daka sucks ball hair
~I'm Legolas's mistress
~CLONE HIGH
~Kermit the frog here...
~BULGY EYES!
~hold on to our super secret emo book of emo
~we have cool black drool
~blue hair is hotness
~the shoe
~Green Light, no Breaks
~Shes not even normal, shes cycloptic!
~Ghetto stalkers in the campus center yo.
Dana:
^Whats your trauma
^Blondie
^you smell like grass
^pinky
^Do you know what ball hair sucks like?
^straightedge sXe
^Lets go drawking, drawking is fun!
^Lets beat up girls in the Coheed mosh pit.
^Ducks fo lyfeeeeee
^Da Mango
^Da Kiwi
^Colorado Road Trip!
Marcus:
-Stop the violence, praise bin laden
-ohhh the stupidiness of it all
-we're in the inner circle
-I am not doing the gay Howie dance
-piss off
-I would never tap that ass
-Squirrel dog?
-Go do your mother
Charlie:
>wooser
>It's motha fucking ARTY
>Arty for lyfe!
>All hail the king
>goldfish are so much cooler than apple jacks
>You are the Great Nerd
>homie clowns!
>I love reading the same e-mail sent to me 6 times, really I do
>Heavy Number one aka shizzle my nizzle is the most wacked song title in the history of song titles.
>carry the ring to Mount doom Frodo
>My black hair is paper tent
>Nizzle Wizzle Fizzle
>We worship Gof
>A representative from Cutco Cutlery will be stopping by in a moment to poop on your face.
>Your one bad mofugga
>wonk, stun, wonk, stun
>Bat sences
>The Devil
>In memory of the creep, a moment of silence please.............
Amy:
+Gravity Bong, what?!!?
+Your wet, alow me to dry you off, with MY PANTS
+Morning Crush!
+Statatory Pizza
+Eddie Rays!
+The Sweater
+That was the most orgasmic pizza I have ever eaten in my entire life
+John Nolan has a cock delux
+Now I understand why you have cat aids
+Remember to sing Bob Dylan covering Taking back Sunday Covering Bob Dylan
+tonight, tonight- New Kids for life
+I have gohneria on the cheek from Burt
+I heart you delux
+Its alright cause we're saved by the bell...board game
+Cup o noodle soup, yo
Chris:
*Negative Cock Delux
*Diet Coke for life
*its just a little bottle....
*Sam watch over Frodo, hes a little confused
*I am your lap boy
*..speaking of laps Chris, lap dance what?!!?
*Chris we all heart you delux
*Who thought you would fall off the boat,
Gina:
=Whos LSD?
=Bread and Dip saves Lives
=ohhh Pippin, you hot thing you
=If you put a pot on your head does that make you a pot head
=Who knew that go fuck yourself meant that...
=PENIS, lol
=Charlie do you want a fuck me......
bracelet
=The Used Blue and Yellow
=very tight very tiiiiiiight
=Now you get to sleep with Dopey...
=Chris, you are my lapboy
=shift with the blinker
=why do i have to be the apprentice?
Jen:
*Jen is my soulmate delux
*Everyone's Dead
*sleep is a term used in the ghetto
*Fear Before the March of Flames street team fo lyfee!
*A Static Lullaby Mosh pit
*Reggie made out with you delux, cause your hawt shit!
*We drove over that crazy blue bridge in Boston first, and took pictures delux.
*torriddddddddddddddd!
*Jen's not mad at you trust me, cause shes sitting right here... April Fools!
Scott:
-Rocking the errogenous zone of Jesus.
-sunrise at the beach what?
-ohhhh the swings
-Lets swing dance to Buffy the musical.
-....and all that Jaz
-Allnighters and Denny's
-visitation delux
-From Autumn to Ashes addiciton.
-Lets watch the emo boys choir some more.
-I am Charlie, a representative from Cutco cutlery and I will be pooping on your face
-No dear, my name is Marla, and I'm your Jewish grandmother.
-American Idle power!
-Hugs!
-Scott and his wierd flexibility for yoga.... PEEING DOG POSITION!
Jay
~EVIL DEAD move marathons
~poop mobile
~Stealing shoes
~while wearing a onelinedrawing shirt: Some kid "Hey is that good charlotte".  Jay "Don't talk to me"
~the only way to kill the car is to crash it into the poop plant, you know this to be true
~Wonderland drive-by delux
~Pipe cleaner rocker action figures, handmade by Jay!
~TBS concert plague shared by friends.
~Fist yourself
~Postal service and mae to the max!
~I think your roomate needs to invest in diapers.
Erin!
~Hahahahahaha (Minacle laughing)
~"I want a boy to play with my hair", "well Sheena I want a boy to play with my Choch!"
~What are they going to do fire me?
~I'm  pouring my drink into my chin hole!
~It won't be illegal in a few months, he'll be 18 then!
~ LIP RINGS!
~Holy mission
~The Darkness!
~Cat's with Aids!
~Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you
~Live dangerously, choose to be happy
~Why to people think I'm a lesbian!
~Your face in my face is the problem
~Ehuahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Spelling is aproximated.... its that Erin annoyed sort of noise she makes)
~Chaotic fear of birds
~Pinups
~My sister has a jay low butt
~Party in my butt
~Joint possesions
~Operation kidnapp Sigmund Frued
~Fucking bickfords and 4 drinks in your lap.
Jen Blushi:
*Ok yoda!
*FUNE!
*Communal Sprite
*Momma Blush
*Soul sista
*My poptarts bring all the boys to the yard, damn right their better than waffles....
*Air mattress sleepover parties
*Makeup master
*Jesus is your homeboy
*Psychotic Salem t-shirt vendor
*Naked tickle fight!
*Down in Fraggle Rock
*I only go for the short ones
*Operation kidnap Sigmund Frued
*Fucking bickfords and 4 drinks in your lap
Janine
*Swinging Beds!
*Choppaaaaaaa
*WE <3 your hats, thats why we steal them
*Yay! Fish I can actually keep alive!
*I'll introduce her face to a bat
*Lip Ring sistaaaas
*Operation kidnap Sigmund Frued
*Fucking bickfords and 4 drinks in your lap

*Mike*
*Wagavanagon
*Club Landeau (beat boxin beats and flashin lights)
*G-Force turns
*Early morning Krispy Kreme donut runs
*Squirmunk the emaciated squirrel-like chipmink thing
*Simptom the Bowditch Hall resident skunk
* We like the vegis
*I need to get me some puddin! (with a cosby accent)
*I really need to ask my voice teacher if its natural for my voice to do that....
*Geologizzle fizzle
Leah
~Monkeys
~Merchant of Venice-shakespeare wrote you into the play!
~What a tool
~BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
~They didn't cut our pizza!
~BATMAN!
~This is fucking denny's not fucking bickfords!
~Deftones show delux
~Pussy cat dolls

BONNIE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!