Meet Cletus,  as if his name wasn't scarring enough.  The break up and misonginistic ways of his band mates made him grow weary of many common household items, such as this common kitchen light.  In the midst of a rowdy party all he can do is look at the light.....

Don't go towards the light Cletus, stay away fro mthe light......
Meet Jed...
An unsuccesful potato farmer before the bands inception.  On that fatefull day when the band broke up, he was forced to steel potatoes from his neighbors..... after he was caught, the shame of stealing potatoes led him on the path to drink...... on the streets...... like a hobo.
Meet Billy Bob...
The only thing one can really say about this band member is TOOTHBRUSH.  Since the bands breakup he has not once brushed his teeth, and it shows. God does it show.


On an unrealated note, hes fond of wearing dresses, like this hawt pink glittery prom dress. ohhh lalalallalalala
So where are they now?...............