Deep thoughts Weird strange questions
Where is the cat in the
catwalk?
Do models walk like cats?
Why are apartments so close together?
What idiot put an 's' in the word lisp?
If man evolved from apes why
do we still have apes?
Why do they call it a TV set
when you only get one?
If an orange is orange, why
isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why does your nose run, and
your feet smell?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Y2K???? Maybe 1 K just isn't
enough.
If horrific means to make
horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
If you had amnesia and then were cured,
would you remember that you forgot?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat
clowns because they taste funny?
Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed?
Why are a wise man and a wise
guy opposites?
You know when you are driving and you
notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?
Why do we press harder on
remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
When you have your picture
taken with Mickey Mouse at
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
What happens if you get scared half to
death twice?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have
to buy her friends?
If a member of a synchronized
swimming team drowns, do the rest also drown?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others
here for?
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why do sky divers wear helmets ?
After eating, do amphibians
have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
How can there be self-help groups?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow,
but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're
just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid
to have a Chapter 11?
Do you need a silencer if you
are going to shoot a mime?
How does the VCR clock work
anyway?
How does the guy who drives
the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How many times do you use a
disposable razor?
Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient
funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?
If a cow laughed, would milk
come out of his nose?
If nothing ever sticks to
TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
If our knees bent the other
way, what would a chair look like?
If you are refinishing a
table, shouldn't you have to restart?
If you have 24 odds and ends
on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?
If you are cross-eyed and
dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
If your in a vehicle going
the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?
When a crash-test-dummy hits
his head, and no engineers record the results, does he make a sound?
When it rains, the sky is
completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get through?
Where can you buy those
little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?
Why are there floatation
device under plane seats, instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots
on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways
and park on driveways?
Why does sour cream have a
use-by date?
Why does the door bell ring
just after you've stepped out of the shower?
Why is it that when you
transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport
something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why is there always one in
every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another
crowd, will there be one in that crowd?
Why isn't phonetic spelled
the way it sounds?
Why do we tend to raise our
shoulders when we're out in the rain?
Why is it that when You're
driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?
Why is it that you see this
written on car seat belts:? This seat belt does not offer any protection if it
is not buckled up?
Why is it that international
magazines that advertise products will have the same description of something
in different languages, but the description of each language is written in
english? Who's that supposed to benefit?
Why do they print
"serving suggestion" next to the picture of a product on its label?
Why do they print warning
labels telling you not to eat poisonous substances when there isn't a
"serving suggestion" on the label?
If you throw a cat out a car
window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn,
where does baby oil come from?
Why do they put Braille on
the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
How did a fool and his money
get together?
How do they get a deer to cross
at the yellow road sign?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?
How do you know when it is
time to tune your bagpipes?
What was the best thing
before sliced bread?
How come Superman could stop
bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How much deeper would the
ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it
takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is
dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels?
Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue stick to the
inside of the bottle?
What is the speed of dark?
How come you never hear about
gruntled employees?
What is a "free"
gift? Aren't all gifts free?
How can there be self-help
groups?
Why do we play in recitals
and recite in plays?
Are there seeing eye humans
for blind dogs?
When you open a new bag of
cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
When your pet bird sees you
reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at
carpeting?
Whenever I think of the past,
it brings back so many memories...
How much deeper would the
ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
Did
I just got skylights put in
my place. The people who live above me are furious.
I live on a one-way dead-end
street. Makes sense ?
It doesn't matter what
temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Why in a country of free
speech, are there phone bills?
What would happen if there were no
hypothetical questions?