HOSPITAL HUMOR - HOSPITAL COMEDY
When you dial a Mental Hospital....
RING...RING.....
Welcome to
the Psychiatric Ward.
If you are
obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are
codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have
multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are
paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the
line so we can trace the call.
If you are
schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number
to press.
If you are
manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are
delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are
holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear