How Filmstar Rajanikant drove Isaac Newton to
Suicide !
Recently Issac Newton, the Father of physics
made a visit to earth to
watch a movie.

He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced
that all his logics and laws in physics WERE just
a huge pile of junk and
apologised for everything he had done.

In a movie starring Rajanikant, Newton was
confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes: > > > >

1) Rajanikant has a Brain Tumor which, according
to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, our great Rajanikant
is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the
bullet passes  through
his ears taking away the tumor along with it and
he is cured.  Long Live
Rajanikant !!

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikant is
confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikant has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet. Guess, what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and
throws at the middle
gangster..&  shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces &  kills both the gangsters on each
side of the middle
gangster & the  knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikant is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikant has a revolver but he
got  no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah
not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots,
Rajanikant opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment
and fires his  gun. Bang...
And the gangster dies...

This was too much for the Great Newton to take,
he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see
a movie for one last time
and thought that at least one movie will follow
his theory of physics. The
whole movie almost goes ok and Newton is feeling
happy that all in the
world hasn't changed.  Oops, not so fast.... The
Climax finally arrives.
Rajanikant gets to know that the villain is on
the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump
even if he  tries like one
of those superman techniques that heroes normally
use. Rajanikant has to
desperately kill the villain because its the
climax.  (Newton dada is
smiling since it is virtually impossible). 
Rajanikant suddenly pulls two
guns from his pocket (Probably a backup).  He
throws one gun in the air and
when the gun has reached the height of  the
wall, he shoots at the trigger
of the first gun in air,  with his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off
and the villain is dead. ..................Newton
commits sucide