People actually write such applications!!!

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist

and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

2. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.Please sanction me one week leave.

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day".

7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."