Homer and Wiggum
These are Geoff and Jonn's dogs, respectively. They live with my mom and are spoiled, like my dogs!
Homer is a three year old, smooth coat.
He is the protector of all he surveys.
Wiggum is year-old long-hair. He is a cuddly little monster.
This is Dexter and Wiggum, the long-haired dachshund.
This was taken a week
after I brought Dexter home. Dexter wasn't much bigger than a miniature
dachshund.
Dachshund Commandments:
1. No furry creature, other than ours, shall enter our
domain.
2. No feathered creature shall enter our domain.
3. Any and all food in our domain shall be fed to us.
(Contrary to their thoughts, it doesn't happen this way!)
4. When a dachshund speaks, all must listen.
5. Before touching a dachshund toy, ask. Or else.
More Dachshund Commandments:
(from www.thedachshundnetwork.com)
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in
any way.
6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it
down, it automatically becomes mine.