Sister Susan of the Purple Beaver is from
Norfolk, England, and used to be a 'Bride of Christ' at
St Camilla of Oursouls convent and orphange in the
village of Norwich. Sister Susan happened upon His
Holiness Hubert by accident and converted immediately
when she saw his magnificent size, she now proudly
proclaims herself as a bride of the 'one, true, dancing
beaver deity'. When not engaged in her daily devotions
Sister Susan enjoys juggling chainsaws, and counting
fridge magnets whilst facing west. Her star sign is PLATYPUS.
When asked if she regretted leaving the orphanage Susan
said: "I have no qualms about leaving leaving the
children at the orphanage - they will be in the excellent
care of the the retired priests who already help to look
after the little lambs anyway. Oursouls will be in very
caring hands. Please excuse me, I'm off to incant a few
dozen 'Hail Huberts'. Praise be to Hubert!"
Sister Susan also
mentioned "What Our Lord Hubert's English Atheist
website of Holy pilgrimage really needs is an automatic
online Atheists only UK Dating Agency. Hell, I'd join!"
LARDASS welcomes
Sister Susan. Her devotion to Hubert is an inspiration to
all.
Disciple No. 4
LARDASS welcomes
disciple number 4! Brenda Obilinskivinski is a Chief
Librarian from Warsaw in Russia. She enjoys sewing teddy
bear shaped hot water bottle covers, cataloguing fridge
magnets and writing lists of people who like to face West.
What a coincidence! When Brenda was doing the research
for her PhD she discovered the ancient tomes pictured
above. She says, "This proves the true divinity of
Hubert. How could anyone on this planet be a non-believer
in Him with evidence like this? And He dances as well -
what a bonus!" Brenda celebrated her 30th birthday
in August, which makes her a LEO. "Hubert's Holy Bible makes the
Christian Bible look as though it was written by an
ignorant bunch of Middle Eastern bronze-age nomadic goat
farmers" said Brenda, when the other members of
LARDASS went out for a drink with her last week. Brenda
enjoys the occasional pint of strong southern beer, but
"not the astonishing monkey wee that they have up
North."
Disciple
No. 5
Pictured above is
His Holiness Hubert's self-proclaimed "Greatest
Disciple". Novice Sister Lara (ARIES)
formerly of the Holy Trailer Park of Christ the
Magnificent in Plunger City, Alabama saw the Bouncing
Beaver Bishops® and was immediately, irrevocably smitten.
"It was love at first site", said Sister Lara,
"oh, I laughed like a drain! To show my devotion I
have constructed my very own Tribute Web Site to The
English Atheist. Unfortunately, due to my inexperience
with, well anything really, it did not come out quite the
way I planned. The medicine I have to take for my
Peyronie's disease makes me look far older than I am, and
makes me think strange."
Novice Sister
Lara's Trailer Park of Christ the Magnificent
Please click here for
a rip-roaring visit to Novice Sister Lara's Tribute Web
Site to The English Atheist.