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| Alright sports fans. NEW NEW NEW! Laughter. Alright, let's get busy. What am I hear to tell you? MR. SPARKLE IS BACK IN ACTION (baby?). First thing's first-sorry for the year long hiatus. Second-Cat Dander with his tendency for long delays is finally coming to completion and will be ready to go for his tentative deadline in two weeks! This will include greats like "This Is Cat Dander (doot, doot)", "Girl Friday", "Oh My Bootsteps, "Angry", and "Lonely Bicycle". If you catch us at a time when we are not very generous, but rather heathen vagabonds, you will be forced to fourchette five bucks for one of these danderous badboys. The cover may or may not be the one posted on the front of the sight. The booklet will include lyrics, meaningful insight, all of the legal documentation, AND photographs which will authentically portray the making of Catdander. Third-Following the realease of Cat Dander, Mr. Sparkle has very vague and somewhat unreliable plans to reform pending the realease of their second, long-since postponed, 5-song EP, "Puke to Death". This reformation may even venture into the realm of the theoretical Mr. Sparkle phase two, Mr. Fruit And Nut! I would love to play some dance parties and rock like they did in Sicamous 2002! That's all I have to say for now, but keep coming back, because in a matter of days, there will be one rocking tune from Mr. Sparkle's latest EP available for download, or real-time stream, right off the site! This is Matty Pee Sparkelface signing out. PS: Make sure you check out Allstar Assassins and their Funeral Sex Army; I hear their drummer is so fine, it's like, devine. |