Lets meet the Team: Hello and welcome to the New Head Cosmetic Surgery Company. Congratulations in making that first move towards the ultimate body and mind perfection. You have chosen the worlds most finest outfit of professionals, dedicated to seeing that you escape from our confines feeling refreshed, with the soul and structure you've always dreamed about. Lets meet the team: The Chairman and Founder The Chairman The Company was devised and set up by our honourable Chairman, from his padded office within the local asylum. This is where he plotted his evil treachery for years, until escaping and moving on into the wide world of illegal medical practices. He was able to establish New Head's low-tech soundproofed facility, hidden away in the refreshingly beautiful English countryside, many miles from anywhere. There he worked tirelessly, advancing the fledgeling field of Advanced Mutative Cosmetic Surgery to ghastly new depths, thus providing permanent employment for a gaggle of struck-off medical practitioners, graverobbers, and psychopaths. A Word from our Chairman Hello. This is your Chairman speaking, from the dark and depressing Abyss of the Company's high security Mortuary. I'd like to assure all potential clients that however obvious my deranged motives may appear to you, that you actually have nothing, just nothing at all, to worry about. Please sign up to one of our cosmetic options. My associates and I cant wait to get you onto our surgical slab, turning yourself into one of our latest, finest, and most hideous failures in the field of experimental reconstructive mutation. Yours Sincerely, Professor Renfield. The Chairman's Personal Greeting If your computer has audio capability, the chairman has kindly recorded a quick word to put you at ease with your forthcoming torture. Personal Greetings are his speciality! .wav (8k) Our Surgeons Chief Surgeon Most of our surgeons have some prior knowledge of both medical and anatomical psychobabble, but are enthusiastic to the point of lunacy, and are quite desperate to get stuck in and give it their best shot, using a personal collection of delicate hacksaws and meat grinders. All work is fully guaranteed, and any decomposing body parts will be replaced when a suitable donor can be kidnapped. The Chief Surgeon has absolute confidence in his team, but in a rare moment of clarity he did in fact add that potential patients are strongly advised that they do not persue this course of action. The Webmaster Dungeon Webmaster Greetings, Face Lifters. Might I introduce myself. I am known here at New Head as Mister Diabolical. But in a former life I was Arthur Edward Grimsdyke. That was until I died. Yes folks, technically I am actually dead. Thanks to the skill of the New Head personnel, I now have a second chance to do it all again. Those chaps did a brilliant job in bringing me back to life, and I look rather good, considering what i've been thru. I do wish that my eyes hadnt been eaten away. Still waiting to capture the right donor. It could be you! View my diabolical declaration

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