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Kitomile


If there is a prize for the cutest cat
Then Kitomile has already won that
She’s the most adorable kitten I know
And it’s something she’s not afraid to show.

She does everything a cute kitten should do
Such as playing with yarn, or purring at you.
But the cute thing she does that tips the scales
Is the way she never gives up if she fails.

        Cuteness is just natural for her
        But it’s easy when you’re a pro.
        Everything Kitomile does seems cute
        And believe me, Kitomile knows.

Kitomile can charm anyone if she tries
And you can’t avoid it even if you’re wise.
But if she doesn’t get your attention very quick
She might attempt a more drastic trick.

        Cuteness is just natural for her
        But it’s easy when you’re a pro.
        Everything Kitomile does seems cute
        And believe me, Kitomile knows.

Just the sound of her pitiful cries
Or the way she stares at you with her huge green eyes
Will cause anyone to fall down and serve
Kitomile the cat; the kitten with nerve!

        Cuteness is just natural for her
        But it’s easy when you’re a pro.
        Everything Kitomile does seems cute
        And believe me, Kitomile knows.
 
 

By: Saphinora  ~ E-mail Saphinora, she'll let you have a poem
to submit to the page! She has tons! Her address is: rumpelteaz1@excite.com

SAPHINORA~ The Educated Cat!
 

Saphinora is the cat who is definitely one of a kind.
If you searched the globe twice, still another is impossible to find.
She’s a talented cat, and can learn things fairly fast.
Maybe that’s the reason why her talent seems to last.

Her day-by-day had simply made her bored.
And so a brand-new hobby Saphinora decided to hoard.
On the day she read her very first book
Saphinora had immediately become hooked.

        She taught herself to read, she taught herself to write
        And she gave herself a more exciting life.
        Saphinora can now live satisfied knowing that
        She has become the Educated Cat!

Saphinora soon had an impressive collection of books.
She read about everything, from witchcraft to history and to crooks.
As you know, reading can make you smart.
But we like to think her talent came from the heart.

        She taught herself to read, and she taught herself to write.
        She gave herself a more exciting life.
        Saphinora can now live satisfied knowing that
        She has become the Educated Cat!

Soon Saphinora knew everything there was to know.
An aura of knowledge around her seemed to glow.
You see, what makes her unique is not her looks,
But her unusual passion toward and sort of books!

        She taught herself to read, she taught herself to writephinora
        And she gave herself a more exciting life.
        Saphinora can now live satisfied knowing that
        She has become the Educated Cat!



Luna
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 Luna seems like your average cat by day.
 She’s a feisty kitten and has a rightful name.
 All the time with her friends, she’ll play.
 But by night, Luna just isn’t the same.

 When the sun sets she retreats to her secret lair.
 High above the city it towers.
 Into the deep, dark sky she’ll stare
 And call upon her incredible power.

         Luna can whisper in the moon’s ear
         And the moon whispers back, just the same.
         She tells Luna any secrets there are to hear.
         And that’s what gave Luna her honored name.

 Luna has a special connection to
 The moon that lives in the sky.
 It’s still a mystery to me and to you.
 Only Luna knows why.

         Luna can whisper in the moon’s ear
         And the moon whispers back, just the same.
         She tells Luna any secrets there are to hear.
         And that’s what gave Luna this honored name.

 Some say she descended from the moon.
 Some say she was chosen to be this way.
 With this power she can escape danger and gloom.
 Luna’s just special in her very own way.

         Luna can whisper in the moon’s ear
         And the moon whispers back, just the same.
         She tells Luna any secrets there are to hear.
         And that’s what gave Luna her honored name.




At a glimpse Sol seems like your average cat.
  Always talking with his friends, or chasing a rat.
  "Of course he is normal," you would say.
  But my friend, you must carefully watch him all day.

  Every afternoon when the sun reins high
  Stretching its rays across the sky,
  Sol sneaks away from his huddle of friends
  And climbes up a cliff that never seems to end.

  The sun seems like his friend, his brother.
  He is convinced that there could be no other.
  They communicate together with terrific ease
  And tell each other anything they please.

  Yes, Sol can talk to the sun.
  And as far as I know, he's the only one.
  The sun listens to his words with open ears.
  It has been this way for many years.

  The sun guides Sol through everyday life.
  It helps him through the pain and strife.
  Sol looks up to the sun with admiration.
  And in turn, the sun helps him with desperation.

  The sun is like his friend, his brother.
  Sol is convinced there could be no other.
  They communicate together with terrific ease
  And tell each other any secets they please.

Tumblebrutus, the lost Jellicle Cat.

                       Tumble was born on this very spot.
                    He would travel with a dance,skip or hop.

                       Tumblebrutus, the lost Jellicle Cat.

                     Tumble's teacher was Old Deuteronomy.
           Tumble would listen to him, not even stopping to scratch a flea.
            Old Deuteronomy taught him about the great outside world.
             Keeping a funny-looking grin, Tumble would always purr.

                       Tumblebrutus, the lost Jellicle Cat.

                 Then one tragic day known as the Day of Dread.
           The strays attacked the Jellicles, most of them wound up dead.
                  Among the many dying cat lying on the ground.
               Were Tumble's parents, Rashona and Rumplepound.

                       Tumblebrutus, the lost Jellicle Cat.

               Tumble stood there weeping over his parents' bodies.
                 Not even expecting it, he was seized by Macavity.
                  Tumble was raised up by the wretched strays.
               He was taught by them, their cruel and wicked ways.

                       Tumblebrutus, the lost Jellicle Cat.

                    Tumble preferred to stay by himself alone.
               The only meals he ever got were only a few dry bones.
             Tumble would comfort himself by starring up at the stars.
           Then would sing to himself "Never forget who you are." You're...

                       Tumblebrutus, the lost Jellicle Cat.

                                                Copyright ©1998 Tumblebrutus


Jadelynne-Again
sits out on the yard
Fulfilling her duty as the
neighbourhood bard
Waiting to strike a conversation
With anyone who'll sit for just a
while
She'll tell you a store after some
rumination
Her meows do nothing but beguile!
Then she'll leave your ears feeling
quite raw

Jadelynne-Again has so much to relay
That her colloquy eats up most of the day
Thus, even when she's sitting all alone
You'd think that she just might be babbling
To the pink garden stone
When she's actually dabbling In authoring a one-act play!

Jadelynne's the first one you see when you come to the door,
Pointing out, "Now isn't that a nice shine on the hardwood floor?"
Then she'll jump in your lap And show you her most favourite of toys--
I'm sorry, poor sap, But nosing 'round's one of her joys--
She'll chat, mew, purr, then chat some more

She even pounces on the mice to compliment their tails
Tells the postman how to deliver the mail
Then says, "Now isn't that the best catnip?
Oh! And this tunafish couldn't be finer!"
Then she'll let you sample the salmon dip
And try out her family's new recliner
For she believes, "You must share your regale!"

And . . . !
Jadelynne-Again sits out in the yard,
Fullfilling her duty as the neighbourhood bard
Jadelynne-Again the Conversationalist Cat
You had better be gone Before she gets you to chat
'Cause there's no way to escape
Jadelynne-Again, the Conversationalist Cat!

TWO  CATS ENTER THE JUNKYARD PROPER WITH A TAPE PLAYER, slowly music plays of thier owner singing about them...
 

Feline Fighters

Eyes flash open; brilliant blue
           Met by green ones; a more delicate hue
      Once soft, now bristling, fluffed-out fur
  Incoming hisses, gone is their purr
      Once playful cackles now turn to growls
      Once pleased expressions now turn to scowls

                 No longer are they content to bask in the sun
              They fight over a chair, the battle has begun

                   Screams and howls; unusual sounds for cats
                 And yet I am accustomed to their constant spats
                 I pay them no heed and continue with my chore
                  Until there comes a loud bump,
                  hard enough to move the couch along the floor
              At which point I get up and yell; they stop on the double
                   I'm glad, if they don't, I'll be in major trouble

                   Ten minutes later, they both share that chair
                  Relaxed and purring, it seems, without a care

                     I just stare at them and shake my head
                 If only they'd done this in the first place instead

                for my beloved brats, I mean cats, Bijou and Stella

                                                 Copyright ©1999 Obsidia


Cameo the technical cat...
Which wire the red or blue?
Cameo knows, do you?
Red, blue, black and yellow,
he's a technicolor fellow.
Cameo the Technical cat,
he knows all about wires, and that is that.
He can build a sattelite from junk in the yard,
When asked about it he says, "It's not hard."

Which wire the red or blue?
Cameo knows, do you?
Red, blue, black and yellow,
he's a technicolor fellow.
Cameo the technical feline,
his electrical knowledge is something divine.
He knows electronics inside and out,
he knows it all without a doubt.
Which wire the red or blue?
Cameo knows, do you?
Red, blue, black and yellow,
he's a technicolor fellow.
Cameo the technical kitty,
and that is the end of this little ditty.


Demeter:
The cat went here and there
And the moon spun round like a top,
And the nearest kin of the moon,
The creeping cat, looked up.
Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,
For, wander and wail as he would,
The pure cold light in the sky
Troubled his animal blood.

Bombalurina:
Minnaloushe runs in the grass
Lifting his delicate feet.
Do you dance, Minnaloushe, do you dance?
When two close kindred meet,
What better than call a dance?
Maybe the moon may learn,
Tired of that courtly fashion,
A new dance turn.

Both:
Minnaloushe creeps through the grass
From moonlit place to place,
The sacred moon overhead
Has taken a new phase.
Does Minnaloushe know that his pupils
Will pass from change to change,
And that from round to crescent,
From crescent to round they range?

Minnaloushe:
And then I creep through the grass
Alone, important and wise,
And lift to the changing moon

Dem, Bomb, and Minn:
My (his) changing eyes.

This was written by Minnoloushe Mail him@ yitlpug@aol.com
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And that's the end! :) Aren't they talented!?! Well time to go home!