alan
this is one of my older brothers alan.he is also one of my best friends.we used to fight like fuck when we were younger but then we finally found we actually had something in common ALCHOL.these days he spends his spare time visiting exotic locations around the world (lucky cunt)as he works on a cruise ship as a croupier.
as you can see alan is deeply missed while he is away so we comfort ourselfs  by taken a cardboard cut out of him out  wherever we go sad eh but it helps us from cracking up.there are some good points to it aswell 1 you dont have to buy him a drink 2 he doesent moan 3 hes less hassle when hes out, infact alan if your reading this dont bother coming home lol just kidding we love you really
you can see were alan is by clicking here and selecting sun princess if you want