English man,Scotsman and a Irish man working on top of a building
the English man says "not cheese sandwiches again if i have cheese tomorow ill throw myself of the building"the Scotsman has a look at his sandwich "for fucks sake ham again right thats it if its ham tomorrow ill throw myself off the building"so the Irish man gets his sandwich out "jam again right thats it if its jam tomorrow ill throw myself off this building too"
so the next day the English man gets his sandwiches out "cheese right thats it see ya"and off he jumps, so next the Scotsman looks at his "ham oh well bye then "and off he jumps so the Irishman looks at his"jam "so off he jumps
There wifes came down to the building site and where told what had happened the Englishmans wife says i would of give him paste if he had of said . the Scotsmans wife replys i know i would of made him something else his life is more important . They look at the Irish mans wife and she says well i dont understand it he makes his own sandwiches!!!
submitted by Nicola Turnbull. |
