The oven mitt decided he was very happy in his new home.

The human who put him on to bake things was very gentle, never slapped
him, and was always quick enough to avoid burning him. The smell of
baked goods soothed him to sleep, as each night he was hidden safely
away in the boy's sleeping bag, away from the careless hands of all
the girls.

Sometimes he even got to watch the scary commercials from his safe new
vantage point next to Andrew on the couch.

He was so glad he had escaped from that horrible Arby's place.