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WE all need a good laugh at times and these are just a few cute and funny clips I have found while  surfing the net.I hope you enjoy them and remember..
"LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE"
JUST FOR
FUN!!
ATM'S
Please note that  the ANZ is installing new
"Drive-Thru" ATM 's..Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.
To enable the users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.
Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.
           MALE PROCEDURE

1..Drive up to the cash machine
2..Wind down your car window
3..Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4..Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5..Retrieve cash , card and receipt
6..Wind up window
7..Drive off.
                                                                                          FEMALE PROCEDURE


1..Drive up to cash machine
2..Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3..Re-start the stalled engine
4..Wind down the window
5..Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6..Turn the radio down
7..Attempt to insert card into machine
8..Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car
9..Insert card
10..Re-insert card the right way up
11..Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12..Enter PIN
13..Press cancel  and re-enter correct PIN
14..Enter amount of cash required
15..Check make-up in rear view mirror
16..Retrieve cash and receipt
17..Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18..Place receipt in back of cheque book
19..Check make-up again
20..Drive forward 2 meters
21..Reverse back to cash machine
22..Retrieve card
23..Re-empty  hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24..Restart stalled engine and pull off
25..Drive 2 to 3 kilometres
26..Release handbrake
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