I just cut the palm of my hand
And I am trying to drive
And my car is a stick shift
And the steering pulls to the right
And the wheel shakes
And the radio flashes on and off with the turn-signal
And my car overheats because I forgot to turn the fan on
And my phone is ringing
And it’s my mom
And she won’t shut up
Now, some idiot just cut me off
And all I want to do is go to the BATHROOM!!
