I am writing this to help my friend Willow with her Psychology class project. Adults are supposed to write to you asking for the one thing they want more than anything else. I suppose the thing should be something you don't already have.
But I have almost everything I want, in as much as I could realistically hope for. The lifestyle of a Watcher is limiting in certain ways, but I accept it.
The one thing I will not ask for is the Buffy's safety. That is in her own hands now. She is an adult.
What I want is someone to share my life with. A wife. I want a wife. I know it won't be easy to find one, it never is, even when your life is normal, but for me it will be especially hard. I've tried various methods, but nothing seems to work. So I need your help. I don't expect to find her under my tree, but please give her to me sometime soon. I fear I may be getting old and unappealing. I don't care what race she is, or weight, or really how she looks, or even age, as long as she is past the age of consent, by several years. Just as long as I can talk to her about things, natural or otherwise. As long as - it's hard to explain really. But I'm sure you know what I mean.
Sincerely,
Rupert