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| The Henry J. Wellard Award is presented to... |
| JOHNNY DEPP! For Being the Best Pirate I've Ever Seen! |
| Hurrah for Jack Sparrow! Let's face it, this guy is the Mick Jagger (while I see a resemblance, I stand corrected. In fact, he used Keith Richards as a model for Jack. Thank, Dani!) of the 17th century. He's so cool, he's practically frozen. OK, so I haven't seen every single one of his movies. I admit it. But I saw Pirates of the Caribbean, and he was THE MAN. Give me one good reason why his performance wasn't award-worthy. I dare you. This guy rocks like a chair. Few other people could have pulled off the swagger, the accent, and the lines like Johnny. He completely overshadowed everyone else in this movie, even the ever-luscious Orlando and the surprisingly not-annoying Keira. Therefore, the Wellie is awarded to Johnny because of his swagger, his accent, his mad eyeliner, and his ability to make the stupidest scene look funny and cool. So here's to you, Jack Sparrow! Three cheers! Back to Wellies Home |