baby pigeons

have you even seen a baby pigeon? yes? fuck off.
course you havent because your facking stupid.
javom gmpt seem a pigeon of the baby variety we ourselves the challenge of exploring this phenomena.
in order for it to be taken seriously in the scientific coomunity, we have written this up like a GCSE chemistry experiment. smedly would be proud.

ok none of the above made sense. i think i was ermm.. ill.. yes, ill.

the educational search for the baby pigeons.
by zandrew

  • introduction
    The main aim of this experiment is to prove the existence of baby pigeons. any other aims will be considered.

  • apparatus
    2 bags of grass 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid a salt shaker half full of cocaine a quart of tequila a quart of rum a case of beer a pint of raw ether two dozen amyls and a camera a venue for the search had to be chosen, and north shields seemed the obvious choice.

  • wwe found one pigeon that seemed to be slightly larger than the others.

    • To prove this picture isn't a fake, we got a pissed man from a local pub to walk upto the large pigeon for comparrison.

  • conclusion
    dont write abslute bollocks when your "ill".

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