Bumper Stickers
for Women
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SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME |
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GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS |
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IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING!!! |
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MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS! |
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Princess , having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog |
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some things are just better rich! |
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Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen! |
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen! |
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I'm out of Estrogen, and I have a gun |
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Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off |
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Guys have feelings too, but like, who cares? |
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Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes |
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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. |
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP |
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And your point is? |
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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. |
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ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE |
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DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. |
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I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE |
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? |
