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| Five Men. 13 Pubs. No Chance |
| In 2002 a crack commando unit was sent to stourbridge for a stupid pub crawl. These men promptly drank themselves stupid, stole crappy stuff and talked bollocks. Today still wanted by most of the pubs, they survive as students of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can laugh at: TEAM A |
| Matt 'pants' Grant. "They're gonna knife us I swear" Last Seen; attempting to purchase drugs from a "dodgey" dog walker. |
| Tom 'nice ears' Hartlebury "Wait till I tell suzy about this" Last Seen: petting a labrador. |
| Nic 'you can't drink a pint of bovril' Redhead "could you take a photo of us please?" Last Seen: attempting to hit a moving taxi with a small metal bin. |
| Sam 'I could grate sandwiches on that' Isherwood "yeah drum and bass, yeah, it's all about the music" Last Seen: being "savaged" by the wild dogs of hagley park. |
| Richard 'damn he's so cool' Lambert "this pub is shit, lets try and get chucked out" Last Seen: falling from a speeding trolly, before vanishing into the night nursing his immense battlescars. |
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| Check out the totally wicked photographic evidence |
| (do I have white stuff round my nose?) |
