| TOW The Ultimate Fighting Champion |
| "Do you think there's a town in, uh, Missouri or some place, called Sample? And, ah, as you're driving into the town there's, like, a sign and it says, "You're in Sample"?"-Chandler Joey: Yeah, maybe it's, like, ya know, that jock thing. You know, how football players pat each other after touch downs. Rachel: You know I don't...I don't understand guys. I mean I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by, ya know, grabbin' her boob. Ross: All right, so Chandler, from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you. You know, just, uh, don't turn your back to him. Joey: Yeah, or you could teach him a lesson, ya know? What you could do is you could rub something that smells really bad on your butt, all right?Then when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad? Chandler: What if Joey was president? Rachel: You said she was bald. Phoebe: Yeah, she was bald. She's not now. Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair? Phoebe: I don't know! I hardly ever say that about people. |