| TOW The Jellyfish |
| "Damn the jellyfish! Damn all the jellyfish!"-Monica Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everyting that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her. We..WE WERE ON A BREAK! Chandler: Oh my God, if you say that one more time I'm gonna break up with you! Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here "if you accept full responsibility...", Full responsibility!, "...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do." Does it?! Joey: No? "If I had to, I'd pee on any of you"-Joey Ross: It's over. Rachel: Oh, was it awful? Ross: Well, it was long. I didn't even realize how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o'clock shadow on her head. Joey: Sure it's hard to forget! But that doesn't mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip we should never, ever talk about. Ross: What the hell happened on that beach? Joey: It's between us and the sea, Ross! Joey: Well we have to say something! We have to get it out! It's eating me alive! Monica got stung by a jellyfish. Monica: All right! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I...I couldn't walk. Chandler: We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it. Monica: I was in too much pain. Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole! Chandler: And then Joey remembered something. Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel. Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On the Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you....eww! You peed on yourself? Phoebe&Rachel: Ewww! Monica: You can't say that! You don't know. I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Monica: [laying out her cards] Gin. Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked. Monica: Will you stop! Chandler: Okay. All right. Monica: Okay, all right, I think you're great, I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me. Ross: I fell asleep! Rachel: You fell asleep? Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back! Oh-oh,oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are.' Y-O-U-R means 'your!' Rachel: Ya know I can't even believe I ever thought of getting back together with you! We are so over! Ross: Fine by me! Rachel:Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica. Monica: Hey! Rachel: Sorry. [to Ross] I just feel bad about all the sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me! Ross: Oh, no-no-no, don't you worry about me falling sleep.I still have your letter! Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it's not common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal! Chandler: I knew it! |