| TOW The Cuffs |
| Monica: How desperate am I? Rachel: Ah! Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game. Monica: I had it when I put...Oh my God, it's in the quiche! Oh my God! Phoebe: Okay, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know and you're gonna look great. Oh! Oh, it's cause they're gonna eat it....that's the problem. Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in...in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one. Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize. Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was.. Mrs.Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica. Monica: You promised Dr.Weinberg you'd never use that phrase. Joanna: What are you doing? Chandler: I'm getting dressed. Joanna: Why? Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me. Rachel: You know what, Chandler? You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them. Chandler: No, no, no no no no. I can't get myself right out of them! You must have confused me with The Amazing Chandler! Phoebe: Just change what it means, you know. Go down there and prove your mother wrong. You finish the job you were hired to do and we'll call that "pulling a Monica" Monica: What? Phoebe: Okay, um, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica!" Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica.Whew." Or someone hits a homerun, the announcer says "Yeah, that's one outta here." 'Cause somethings don't change. "Wow, there's a lot I didn't know about vomit"-Joey "You think I have 12 hundred dollars? I'm home in the middle of the day and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess there's a few things you don't get from book learning'"-Joey Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it,that would make this a success, which would make you... Mrs.Geller: A bitch? Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?! Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped! |