| TOW The Ballroom Dancing |
| Monica: My God! Is this a gym card? Chandler: Oh yeah, gym members. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last 1200 times. Ross: So why don't you quit? Chandler: You dont think I've tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria. Ross: Who is Maria? Chandler: Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lyrca/spandex covered gym...treat. Mr.Treeger: You want me to kick you guys out instead? Joey: No, you can't do that. Where would the chick and duck live? Mr.Treeger: You have pets? Joey: Noooo. No no. No, those are, uh...nicknames. Yeah, I'm The Chick and Chandler's The Duck. Mr.Treeger: Huh, I would of thought it was the other way around. Mr.Treeger: I got something you can do. Joey: What? What is it? Mr.Treeger: Can you be my dancing partner? Joey: That's not prison lingo is it? Monica: Rachel! Rachel: What? Monica: You just put an empty carton back in the fridge! Rachel: Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full. Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong. Chandler: Yes. Yes! Ross: One more time, "Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?" Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts! Ross: Good! That's good! Chandler: We're doomed. Okay, they're gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do? Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym. Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source. Chandler: You're a genius! Joey: Aww man, now we won't be bank buddies! Chandler: Now, there's two reasons. Monica: So you didn't leave the bank? Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account! Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?! Chandler: To pay for the gym. "Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him! I mean you suck like you've never sucked before!"-Monica |