| TOW Joey's New Girlfriend |
| Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan, I can convince them to move to London with Ben. Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more happy to move to another country so you can patch up things with your new wife. Gunther: Rachel? Rachel: Yeah? Gunther: When's your birthday? Rachel: May 5. Why? Gunther: Oh, I...I'm just making a list of people's birthdays. Ross: Oh, mine's December.... Gunther: Yeah, whatever. Monica: So why don't you go and ask her out? Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen? Chandler: I could die. Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese and you didn't even kiss her. Chandler: I tell people secrets. I make them like me. Chandler: All right. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go get shot down. Any advice? Monica: Be yourself. Not too much. "I was just trying to figure out a way to uh, demonstrate how to get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth"-Chandler Chandler: So, uh, Joey tells me you met in acting class. Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do. All of them had us making out. Chandler: Oh, it's a good thing, actually. Because, uh, he used to make me rehearse with him. "It's this dumb thing that Ross made up 'cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night he made that up. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother"-Monica "I lost my sexy phlegm!"-Phoebe |