| TOW Chandler In A Box |
| Ross: Hey, y'know Mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son, you'd be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather. Monica: Fine! Judge all you want but [points to Ross] married a lesbian, [points to Rachel] left a man at the altar, [points to Phoebe] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [points to Joey] threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, [points to Chandler] livin' in a box! [storms to her room] Monica: How cute is the on-call doctor? Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye! "Yeah, but do you really wanna be in a relationship where you can actually say 'That's not how your dad used to do it'?"-Phoebe Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller. Chandler: Oh, y'know what though, it's kind've a girlie briefcase. Monica: Who cares? He works in a museum! Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start! Phoebe: You don't have to do that. Ross and Joey aren't here. You can watch the parade if you want. Chandler: Thanks. Ross: So how long are you going to punish him? Joey: Five years. Ross: You've sentenced him? Joey: Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Ross: You know what I'm gonna do as my first act as your best friend? Joey: What? Ross: I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler... Joey: All right. But if you weren't my best friend.... Chandler: If we still had that entertainment unit, I would get in there for six hours and think about how I let you down. Joey: We got a box... Tim Burke: I remember the last time I saw you. It was the morning I left for college. You were just standing outside the Dairy Queen. Monica: Probably waiting for it to open. Monica: Why is it so sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over to dinner. Monica: Come on, Phoebe, you understand, don't you? Phoebe: Yeah, I can see were I'd be your best shot, but no. Ross: You actually exchanged it. Rachel: Well, isnt it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and I can get a lot of use out of? Ross: What did you get? Rachel: Credit. "You can't tell but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!"-Chandler Rachel: Don't say that I don't have sentiment. This is a movie stub from our first date. This is an egg-shell from the first time you cooked me breakfast-in-bed. This is from the museum....the first time we...were together. Okay, I exchange gifts sometimes but I keep the things that matter. Ross: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Though...you're not supposed to take these. It's like a million years old. We...we actually...we have people looking for that. |