| TOW They're Going to PARTY! |
| Ross: Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in highschool? Joey: No I had sex in highschool. "What do you mean "we never have fun anymore", you have fun with me. Remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me $50 to eat that book?"-Joey Phoebe: Oooh! I gotta go. I found a guy who can fix up the van for catering. Monica: Oh, do you want me to go with you? Phoebe: No, no, it's okay, but are we sure we don't want the waterbed? Joanna: If you must know the truth, I didn't want to lose a perfectly good assistant. Rachel: What? Joanna: That's why I said all those things about your flirting and drinking.. Rachel: My drinking? Joanna: Oh, I must have said that after you left. Rachel: Said what, exactly? Joanna: That you enjoy the occasional drink...ing binge. Joey: So you've just been sitting around here all morning? Ross: No. I balanced my checkbook. Chandler: Yeah, and I...I gave first names to all the foosball players. Ross: Hey, hey, hey, when, uh, when were we on a boat? Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, when you woke up and those dogs were licking your face? Ross: Yeah. Chandler: Okay, those were seals, man. Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Alesaandaros. Phoebe: What? Monica: It's okay, because, you know what, if you think about it, you don't really need me for the business. Phoebe: You're the cook! Without you it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money! Chandler: I am 29 years old, damn it! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour. Joey: Yeah, yeah. And I'd like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends. Ross: Yeah. And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G and take a bath. Joey: We're 29, we're not women. Chandler & Ross: Woooo! Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van? |