| TOW The Girl from Poughkeepsie |
| "I mean, I have not been picked on this much since I was in kindergarten, and they had to bring in someone from Junior High to do the see-saw with me"-Monica Chandler: Really? I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. Rachel: Huh. Let me tell you something. It's been a long time since I've been flung. Joey: Well, I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. Rachel: No accountants. Oh, and no one from like, "legal." I don't like guys with boring jobs. Chandler: Oh, and Ross was like what, a Lion Tamer? Phoebe: Do you maybe have, like, a nickname that's easier to rhyme? Monica: Didn't your Dad used to call you "Pumpkin"? Rachel: Oh, yeah! Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah? But did he ever call you, like, Budolf? Chandler: Guys are signing over their 401ks to me. Phoebe: You work with robots? Rachel: Chandler, you have the best taste in men! Chandler: Well, like father ,ike son. Chandler: Really? I thought you weren't even looking for something serious. I thought you were looking for some kind of fling. Rachel: Well, you know...possibly. You didn't...tell him that, though, right? Chandler: Whooooooooohuuh, no? Rachel: You told this guy I was looking for a fling? You don't tell the guy that! Chandler: Why not, I'd be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get....oh, I see. Rachel: Oh, between you telling him I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date...oh he's so going to get the wrong idea. Monica: What the hell happened? Joey: I am so, so sorry. I was gonna do it, really. But then, I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow, it's been a long time since I had....327 plus 238" |