TOW Phoebe's Uterus
"It's her...it's her egg and his sperm and I'm, I'm just the oven. It's totally their bun"-Phoebe

Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but I...what is there to think about? I'm gonna be giving someone the greatest gift you can possibly give.
Chandler: You're gonna carry their child and get them a Sony Play Station?

Monica: All right, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know. Rach, give me that pad, please? All right. Now...
Chandler: Wait, you don't have to draw an actual wo..whoa! She's hot!
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, fix, six and seven!
Chandler: There are seven?!

"All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7...7...7... 7 7 7 7 7 7...seven"-Monica