| TOW The Embryos |
| Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label? Rachel: Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing! Monica: No! Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chanandelor Bong. Monica: I knew that! Rachel, use your head! Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chanadelor Bong. Rachel: Well who's gonna make up the questions? Monica: Ross'll do it. Ross: Oh sure Ross'll do it, it's not like he has a child or a job or a life of his own. Monica: Fine, we'll get Phoebe to do it. Ross: No, I wanna play! Phoebe: You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in the apartment. Rachel: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. "She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants"-Joey Monica: I just can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you. Chandler: Well, we....we do. You can only eat Tic-Tacs in even numbers. Joey: Yeah, what's that about? Chandler: And you...Ross, I believe if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there. Ross: You're good. These are not. Dr.Zane: Okay, it'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos. Phoebe: Embyros? As in "more than one"? Dr.Zane: Um-hm. Five actually. Phoebe: Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, in a hospital or a big box under the stairs? Ross: What is Monica's biggest pet peeved? Joey: Animals dressed as humans. Ross: That is correct. Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him? Monica: Michael Flately, Lord of the Dance! Ross: That is correct. Joey: The Irish jig guy? Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body! Ross: What is the name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas all-male burlesque? Monica: Viva Las Gaygas! Chandler: Unfortunately, that is correct. Monica: You guys are dead. I'm so good in lightning rounds. Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds, all right? We're gonna destroy you. Monica: Uh, wanna bet? Chandler: Well, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far. Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I don't know about this. Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game. Look at my hand! Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on it? Ross: What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie? Joey: Big-Fat Goalie! Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie. Chandler: Dangerous Liasons. Ross: Correct. Her actual favourite movie is? Joey: Weekend at Bernie's. Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14? Chandler: Oh! [whispers in Ross's ear] Ross: Ew! No! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many catergories are there? Joey: Everyday use. Chandler: Fancy Joey: Guest Chandler: Fancy Guest. Ross: Two seconds... Joey: Uh, eleven! Ross: 11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct. Ross: What is Joey's favorite food? Monica: Sandwiches! Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast? Rachel: 14! Ross: No, 19. Chandler: Thanks, man. Ross: Joey had a childhood imaginary friend. What was his name? Monica: Maurice. Ross: Correct. His profession was? Rachel: Oh! Space cowboy! Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing's job? Rachel: Oh! Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers. Monica: And processing! Rachel: Oh,well...and he carries a briefcase! Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game. Monica: Its, um, it has something to do with transponding. Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, he's a transpons....transponster! Monica: That's not even a word! "Well, the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine"-Phoebe Frank Jr: Um, it's a lollipop and a, uh, a home pregnancy test. Monica: Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop. |