| TOW Rachel's Crush |
| "Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an 81 year old woman try on a thong and she didn't even buy it!"-Rachel Rachel: I have the best job in the world! Today the cutest guy came into work and I got to dress him up all day! Phoebe: Rachel has a new doll! "It's like somebody literally wrote down my worst nightmare and than charged me $35 to see it!"-Chandler Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon? Do you still have, like, your old blouses and dresses from highschool? Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why? Phoebe: Well, it's just that maternity clothes are so expensive. "Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear....the selection of underwear we carry"-Rachel Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight doesn't justify her sleeping with someone. Ross: Well, if....if she thought they were on a break... Monica: Wait! Wait! This isn't take-out! Phoebe: [getting up] Well, I hate to eat and run, but... Monica: No, wait, please don't go. I've got porn for you too! Phoebe: Yeah, I don't need it. Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here! Rachel: Why? Honey, whats the big deal? Monica: I'm the hostess! Not those guys! I'm always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean, even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air. |