| TOW Joey's Dirty Day |
| Monica: Yeah. And y'know, if you wanna cry, that's okay too. Chandler: Okay, look, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave. Monica: Come on! Chandler! Chandler: Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn't picture myself with any of them. [sits back in disgust] Monica: They were really pretty, weren't they? [Rachel and Phoebe agree] Phoebe: Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one. Monica: Oh, Candy! She was so spunky! Phoebe: Yeah. Monica: Y'know, I think if I were going to be a woman [Chandler's intrigued] it'd, it'd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite. Monica: Chandler, you can't go back a phase! Chandler: Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time. Phoebe: So what, what is this now? Joey: Googly worm. Phoebe: And this? Joey: Glow-pop jiggly-jammer. Phoebe: Bait is so funny! Rachel: Well, the whole night was horrible. It was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep. Phoebe: Oh, so did you meet her? Phoebe: Aw Pheebs... Rache: Honey, that's your name. Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other. Chandler: Phase Three! I just achieve phase three! Monica: Really? Chandler: I am totally picturing you with all those women! Monica: Thats....that's not phase three. Chandler: Well, I'm there too! Rachel: Well, are we all together, like in a group? Chandler: Stop it! You're killin' me! |