| TOW All The Rugby |
| "This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don't work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is."-Monica Monica: All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. I've had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up. Rachel: Thank God. Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing. Rachel: What are these? Monica: Oh, electical plans for the building. Rachel: Okay, okay, okay...should I be scared? Monica: I know that switch has got to do something, okay? So I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to go was pay $25 dollars and wait in line for three hours. Rachel: Wow! If only more people knew! Chandler: That's right, yes. I'm being transfered to Yemen. Janice: Yemen? Chandler: I don't know exactly. Janice: Well, I will just have to soak up every ounce of Chandler Bing until that moment comes! Chandler: But I do know it's sometime tomorrow! Chandler: I'm only pretend-moving to Yemen, okay? It's the only way I can get rid of her. Joey: Oh, good one! And "Yemen," that actually sounds like a real country! Ross: No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross! Joey: Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross! |