| TOW Rachel's New Dress |
| Rachel: I thought I was making him filet migenon? Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realized if you [points to Rachel] bitched about it, you [points to herself] would stop cooking, and you [points to Rachel] would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. Rachel: Wow, I really get crabby when I cook. Ross: What's wrong with Ross? Phoebe: Well, it's just, y'know, something like this would never happen to The Hulk, y'know? Ross: Actually that...that's not true. In The Incredible Hulk, uh, number 72, Dr.Bruce Banner found...y'know, nevermind, my girlfriend's a lesbian. Chandler: Nope, nope, you're right, it is a ridiculous name! Joey: It's not that bad. Chandler: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name. Joey: So you're just "Bing"? Chandler: I have no name! Chandler: Okay, uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me...Clint. Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint. Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off? Phoebe: Um...Gene. Chandler: It's Clint. It's Clint! Joey: See you later Gene. Phoebe: Bye, Gene. Chandler: It's Clint! Clint! Joey: Whats up with Gene? Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner? Rachel: Oh, yeah. And, uh, the best part though, was when the waiter spilled water down my back: OI jumped up and my boob popped out. Monica: Oh, no! Rachel: No, it's all right. I got nice boobs. [Phoebe walks into Central Perk with a drum] Phoebe: Hey! Chandler: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum. |