TOW The Best Man Ever
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago and now I know that was definitely one.
Monica: Wait, you can't have the baby here! I mean I haven't sterlized it since the guys moved out!
Rachel: Okay. It's okay. We're gonna be okay. Y'know what? It's okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Phoebe: No. It's all right; it's probably false labor. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Monica: Rachel, get the book. Get the book!
Rachel: Okay! [runs and grabs a book and gives it to Monica] Okay! Here!
Monica: The Bible?!
Rachel: I don't know!

Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I don't have any brothers; I'm never gonna get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey:I'm never gonna get to be a best man!

Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! [she holds up a leather jacket and a cowboy outfit] Can you believe they make these for little people?
Rachel: Little Village People.

Chandler: Okay, a little announcement. I've decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther!
Gunther: What's my last name?
Chandler: Central Perk?

Rachel: I still don't get how you know when it's false labor.
Phoebe: Well do you see any babies?