| TOW Ross's Wedding -Part 1- |
| "London baby!"-Joey Joey: It's all London Baby! Here we go. Chandler: You got your passport? Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer in my dresser. You don't want to lose that. Rachel: Oh honey! Don't get up! What do you need? Phoebe: Oh...oh...oh nothing. Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything. Phoebe: Okay, I have a wedgie. Rachel: Okay, that is all you. Joey: Come on, do something. Chandler: I am. I'm ignoring you. "Well, because we thought you knew! It's so obvious! That you be like, you know, telling Monica 'Hey, you know, you like things clean'"-Phoebe Phoebe: So did shopping help you feel any better about Ross? Rachel: Manhattan does not have enough stores. Phoebe: Well, I think I can help you get over him. Rachel: You can? Phoebe: Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross. Rachel: Um-hm. Phoebe: And a small piece of chocolate Rachel: Okay. Phoebe: And a glass of tepid water. Rachel: Ooo, is this one of those things where you throw a bunch of stuff in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree? Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups, too. Ross: I don't know. I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she, like, flipped out. Monica: Oh my God. You are even dumber than I am! Ross: Excuse me? Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding? Ross: I don't know. A month? Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That's what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect fourt-tiered wedding cake, with the little people on top. But the most important part is we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was. Ross: I had no idea. And that...that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun. Monica: Sometimes we were Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!!!![runs back to her apartment] Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica. Monica: Passport, check! Camera, check! Traveller's checks, check! Rachel: Who are you saying "check" to? Monica: Myself. Y'know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! My mom does it, I never realized it was weird. |