| TO After Vegas |
| Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldn't have had you [turns to the attendant] run into the chapel! Monica:That is insane! Phoebe: What's the big deal, y'know? It's not like a real marriage. Chandler: What?! Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas. Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere. Phoebe: [shocked] Really?! Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: Oh my God! - Eh! Well... "This is not a marriage, this is the world's worst hangover!"-Rachel Chandler: Y'know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here? Monica: Then all your stuff would be here. Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here? Monica: Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying? Monica: Live together? There have been so signs for that. Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign. Monica: [thinks about it for a second than leaps over the couch and into his arms] YES!!! Chandler: Okay! Joey: Where is the waitress?! I'm starving! Chandler: It's a buffet, man. Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back! Ross: Laugh it up! But the joke's on you because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We're just gonna get an annulment. Joey: An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer here! Rachel: All right, look. Just please take a moment here and think about what you're asking of me. Ross: I am asking you to do me a favor. Rachel: You're asking me to be your wife! Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. Ross: You...uh, wanna hear something weird? Phoebe: Always! Ross: I didn't get the annulment. Phoebe: What? Ross: We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later. "You are going to sing to me because the radio's broken and you are selfish...but have a nice voice"-Phoebe Monica: We were just talking about bacon. Phoebe: No, we were just talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable. Monica: What are you guys going to do? Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer. Chandler: Well, I think...I think Ross already has one. So, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one's free. Monica: Here's your key. All right, now you have to go out and christen it. Now go out and come back in. Chandler:The door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay. |