TOW Ross Hugs Rachel |
Ross: Look, I just don't want my tombstone to read "Ross Geller, Three Divorces." Phoebe: Don't be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!' You know? Mine's gonna say, "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive." "I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?"-Monica Monica: Okay, listen umm..Chandler and I are going to live together. Here. Rachel: Oh my God!That's so great! I'm so happy for you guys! Monica: Really? Rachel: And that was really sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! Phoebe: First Chandler and Monica will get married, and be filthy rich by the way but it won't work out. Joey: Wow. Phoebe: I know. Then I'm gonna marry Chandler, for the money, and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. Joey: Great. Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and that's when we get married. We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problems. Joey: What about Ross? Phoebe: I dont wanna go into the whole thing. We have words and I kill him. Chandler: Y'know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine? Monica: Of course! Joey wouldn't let you have one? Chandler: No. When it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict. Joey: Come on! It's like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channy! Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask. Who calls us that? |