| TOW Ross's Denial |
| Phoebe: Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug! Ross: It's also a sign of friendship. Phoebe: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. [tries to bite Ross's cookie] Ross: [grabs his cookie bag] It was a hug! Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair? Ross: S-s-smell her hair? What if I did? Phoebe: Ninety percent of a women's pheromones come out of the top of her head! That's why, that's why women are shorter. So men will fall in love when they hug them! [Ross stares at her dumbfounded] Oh come on Ross, you're a scientist. Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. It's not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she's got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. [Phoebe raises her eyebrows] What?! Oh, that doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts! Phoebe: [taking his coffee] Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel's not in the same place as you are. Ross: [grabs his coffee back] If the place you are referring to is being in love then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place! Phoebe: Okay, I didn't understand that, but, y'know, maybe that's 'cause you were speaking the secret language of love! Joey: Hey, Rach, listen. I was thinking, uh, I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place... Rachel: Oh, that's true. Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies...and you know about Naked Thursdays, right? Rachel: Yeah...yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place. Chandler: Hey, hey! I thought Naked Thursday was just our thing, man! "Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer"-Phoebe Joey: It's okay. I mean look, Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing but we don't have to do that. Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute. Unless you're thinking about Naked Wednesdays! Joey: Thursday's clearly not good for you, pick a day! |