| TOW Joey Loses His Insurance |
| Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs. Rachel: And Mrs?! Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, y'know, you and Ross are still married! Rachel: What?! Phoebe: Just kidding! Rachel: Oh! Oh God! [goes into the living room, laughing] Phoebe: [to Ross] Saved your ass. Joey: Any good mail? Chandler: Yes, you got something from the Screen Actors Guild. Joey: Oh, it's probably a residual check. Hey, can you open it for me? I kinda gotta, you know [hands playing with string] Chandler: Benefits lapsed. Joey: Hm, that's weird, I don't remember being in a movie called "Benefits Lapsed" Rachel: Ross, hey...you know what might make it less boring? Ross: Thank You. Rachel: Some, uh, visual aides. Joey: Oh, oh, oh! You know what's a good visual aide? Ross: Please don't say naked chicks. Joey: Why not? Ross: I...I don't even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. You know what? I'm just gonna do it on my own, with no naked chicks. Chandler:? That's the way I did it until I was nineteen. Joey: Oh, I can't believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, you know? And it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful? Chandler: I'm sorry man. There's never a good time to...stop catching on fire. Ross: I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone was all, "Ross you have to be funny and sexy." Well, I proved them wrong! And now I'm gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler. Monica: That you're not funny or sexy? Ross: That's right! Rachel: Oh, hey look! There are some Kappa Kappa Deltas. I was a Kappa Hey sisters! [no response] Rachel: Wow, we really are bitches. Chandler: Listen, I'm really glad you got the part. Joey: Thanks. Chandler: But are you sure you can do this? Joey: Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me man. And thanks again for helping me take a shower. Chandler: Now is that, "never talking about it again?" |