| TOW Joey's Porsche |
| Phoebe: [coming into the bathroom] Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would you like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute puppies?! Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great! Chandler: [not excited] Oh, all right. Phoebe: Okay, well I'll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they're actually not puppies, they're Frank and Alice's triplets. Okay, see ya! Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision. But I just couldn't face another failed marriage. Chandler: Okay, let me jump in and ask: At what point did you think this was a successful marriage? Joey: Hey, somebody left their keys. Oh, to a Porsche! Hey Gunther, these yours? Gunther: Yeah, that's what I drive. I make four bucks an hour. I saved up for...350 years. Ross: Look if you had two failed marriages, you'd understand! Rachel: Well, you know what? Thanks to you, I'm half-way there! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don't think I've ever been this angry! Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break? Monica: Pheebs, it's going great. Look at Chandler with little baby-girl Chandler. Chandler: "Little Baby-Girl Chandler," where have I heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep! Monica: Oh, it's so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs behind your head. Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that. Monica: How are you still single? Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right, you know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it's lodged in my throat. Monica: Damn it! You know, this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and...and no one was watching Chandler! "I didn't want to say anything, but it kinda it just...it kind of kept coming back to me, and um...Remember we were in the casino and for some reason you thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And, uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a....comprimise we decided first to get married, and then [Ross joins in] to eat a lot of grapes"-Rachel Ross: I gotta tell ya, I know I divorce a lot of women...but I never thought I'd be divorcing you. Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that'd stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. [they both laugh at that] Ross: Did I even treat? Rachel: No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed's special. Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I've ever heard in my life. |