| TO On The Last Night |
| "Hurry! Monica's going to make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but save yourselves!"-Phoebe "You know what I'm not gonna miss? "I'm Monica. I was the toilet 17 times a day, even if people are on it!""-Rachel Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?" Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler Chandler: [walks in and from behind, puts his arms around her] Hey. Monica: She really left. Chandler: I know. [he kisses her] Monica: Thank you. Chandler: No problem roomie. [she turns around and hugs him] Monica: You're not dressed yet? We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes! Rachel: Well, and clearly not a minute sooner! Monica: You're not packed! You're not packed even a little bit! Rachel: Surprise! Monica: What? Rachel: Don't...don't get mad, 'cause look....this is what happened. So, I...I started packing and then I realized: What am I doing? I am lousy at packing! Right? But you love packing! So as a gift to you on our last night, ta da! Monica: All right, I'll be coordinator. Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything! Joey: Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates. Chandler: Oh, I wish I had known you were going to do that. I ordered Chinese. Joey: Oh. Oh, that's okay. Hey, actually, in a way it's kind of nice. You know, our last dinner together: Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours! Joey: Ross was getting the Cup Card, D-cup, the Sitting-Down bonus! Meanwhile, I didn't even get half a cup! Nothin'! Chandler: Oh man! Joey: And he never played before either! Y'know what I think? I think: Beginner's luck--very important in cups! Monica: Now,Ross? Ross: Oh, I can't do it. Monica: Why not? Joey: Don't you have Ben? Ross: Because...because I have Ben! Monica: Is he really coming because I can see into your apartment. Ross: Of course he is. Do you think I'd use my son as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am? Monica: All right, sorry. [walks away] Ross: I got gotta go make a fake Ben. Rachel: "I'm Monica. I don't get interesting phone messages from people...ever" Phoebe: Hey, I call her! Monica: Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross! Rachel: Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend! So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there! |