| TOW Phoebe Runs |
| "You've met your match, Rachel Green!"-Phoebe "You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the Six Million Dollar Man"-Rachel Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again. Rachel: Yes, but still. People...with eyes. "Look, I need your help. I have to do something to...to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute! You guys repel women all the time!"-Joey Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. Monica: Hm, well, you're around me all the time and you don't flirt. Joey: Feel a little sad about that, sweetheart? Ross: Look, we do not repel women okay? That is completely untrue. Chandler: Oh no, yes we do, my man. Remember back when we were in college and we went to that spring dance, and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine? Chandler: You cant come in here! Ross is naked! Monica: What? Ross: What? Chandler: I couldn't say I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked. Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?! Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and live forever as a machine. Chandler: And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. |