| TOW Ross's Teeth |
| Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren. Phoebe: Well, that's great! Congratulations! [she hugs Rachel] Rachel: Yeah. [chuckles] A year ago.. Phoebe: [hugs her again] You've lasted a whole year. Good for you. "Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"-Rachel Rachel: Just come by at lunch so that my boss doesn't see you, 'cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesn't like me very much. Chandler: Oh that's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either. Monica: I don't think mine likes me either. Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing. Joey: Yeah. Or, maybe...it's because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday! Joey: And what is that really hot stick in the bathroom? Janine: It's a curling iron. Monica: What happened to your teeth? Ross: I whitened them. Chandler: Really? Ross: Yeah, what...what do you think? Monica: Well, uh, I think I shouldn't look directly at them. Ross: Come on, seriously. Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white! Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your...old human teeth? Ross: Well, I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. Monica: How much longer? Ross: Uh, uh...a day. Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary? Ross: I know! That's why I did it! Come on, are they really that bad? Chandler: No. No, no, no, you'll be find. Hillary's blind, right? Monica: She will be after tonight. Monica: Go over to Joey's. Go over to Joey's, and...and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall! Chandler: You know, when guys hang out, they just don't drink beer and hammer up drywall. Monica: When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear. [Chandler is devastated] Monica: I'm sorry. We do, we do! I dont know why I said that. |