| TOW Ross Got High |
| Phoebe: I dreamt we were going to get married, and he left because he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a nightclub and I saw him making out with a girl. Rachel: Oh my God, he dream cheated on you! Phoebe: Yeah. But then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying him. It was so cool! Then he took me diving, and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not going to happen. "Only one layer of jam, what is up with that?"-Joey Chandler: Yes, I've always thought that a young man is a strong reflection of his father. Mr.Geller: Yes, I've always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do? Chandler: Well, he's the headline act in a gay burlesque show. [about Rachel's trifle] Ross: It tastes like feet! Joey: I like it! Rachel: Technical question. How do you know when uh, the butter is done? Monica: Well, it's done two minutes before it looks like that. Phoebe: He used to be just, "Jack Geller: Monica & Ross's Dad" and now he's...he's, "Jack Geller, Dream hunk" Rachel: I don't know. You know, to me he'll always be, "Jack Geller: Walks in while you're changing" Rachel: Joey, your apartment is like 100 degrees! Joey: Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? Rachel: No. Joey: Still not hot enough! "This is so good that I'm going to enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert"-Chandler Ross: Okay, okay. I'll tell them that it wasn't Chandler who got high. Now, who should I say it was? Monica: You! It's not like it's a big deal. You...you don't still do it or anything. Ross: All right, all right. Now....now, who should I say "tricked" me into doing it? Mrs. Geller: [to Ross] It was you? Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did! Ross: Yeah, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did! Monica: Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year! Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together! Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced....again! Phoebe: I love Jacque Costeau! Rachel: I wasn't suppose to put beef in the triffle! Joey: I want to go! Mrs. Geller: That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. |