TOW The Apothecary Table
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Phoebe: Sure!
Rachel: He got it at a flea market!
Phoebe: You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.

Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And it's all sitting up in my living room and all I can think is how  I don't have that lamp!
Rachel: Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross.
Phoebe: I can't! I can't! Unless...well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didn't buy that lamp?
Rachel: What?! No! I'm not gonna move out!
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp?
Rachel: [gets it] Oh. Yes! I would move out!
Phoebe: Okay then, I don't have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!

Joey: Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! I could do it forever! You know what? She...she kisses better than my mom cooks.
Monica: I'm so glad you said cooks.

Chandler: Oh, hey, Rachel, sweetheart? You have go to tell the post office that you've moved,okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff.
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.
Chandler: I am not your garbage man. I am your mailman.

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